Create Your Own Guardian Headline

[horlock_was_super]

Why finishing second is now the new champions.

 

[JASR]

Opinion piece headlines from various sections:

Arts
‘The increasing use of sky blue is an appalling trend by modern landscape artists, the brilliant use of red by the past masters is being subsumed by the dominance of new Arab art ‘lovers’.’

TV
‘There is an increasingly depressive trend where traditional magnificent shows from yesteryear are being reimagined by an influx of foreign money, ‘the thin blue line’ is now relaunched as ‘the triple blue line’, ‘sex in the city’ becomes ‘city is the sex’. They should be remaking shows like ‘the ferguson years’ into ‘the ten hag years’, ‘rainbow’ - with that traditional refrain of Richard of York Gave In Vain,

 

[BrianW]

City's lack of vast debts is threatening the stability of football.
United show the way, with their sustainable £1 billion in debt.

 

[KS55]

A Row of Grinning Beards sportswashes it’s way to the title again.

 

[ste.sully]

If only Vladimir Putin owned Manchester City, football would be a better place

Barry Glendenning

 

[Damanino]

Jonathan Wilson

Why City fans hate their own clubs successes more than rivals.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Genius does what genius does: AGAIN

 

[Decepticon]

Cheats cheats cheats!
The Premier League needs to make an example of Manchester City. This is a battle between good against evil.

Some twat actually said that on social media haha.

 

[Bez]

Arsenal win the title even though another team got more points.

 

[TinFoilHat]

City could be docked 20 points for fans vengeful pitch invasion