Cricket Thread

[johnny crossan]

I can't suffer this commentary any more - worse than our cricket -up the wooden hill for me.

 

[nmc]

Carse preferred to Archer - Chef reckons we've given up

Look like we’ve lost interest- if we ever had any. Really poor performance today so far.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Shocking so far. Absolute crap.

Bed time!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Head gone.

We might only lose by 250 now.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Take Root and Stokes out it’s a mediocre side at best

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Fair fucks for anyone sticking it out, but I've given up the ghost. I'm currently watching a Scandinavian werewolf film with subtitles, which seems much more appealing tonight.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Snicko to the rescue again.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

7 down now. We’re trying at least.

 

[madloaf]

Can easily see us knocking off 450. Just give us 30 wickets or so to play with.

 

[WickyWain]

435 to win, easy.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

 

[chesterbells]

Duckett

 

[BringBackSwales]

Useless **** Duckett, fuck off, pathetic

 

[NPBlue]

The humiliation continues.

5 wickets down before we reach 100 runs?

 

[super_city_si]

What a fcuking moron. Why is he playing at that?

 

[BringBackSwales]

But no problem Ollie Pope is in

 

[chris63]

Pathetic shot. Could so easily have left it.

 

[super_city_si]

Haha cant get out befor lunch if they can’t bowl

 

[Don Karleone]

Heads should roll for this shit, they won't though.

 

[BringBackSwales]

I am sick and tired at that gormless fucking **** wafting his bat at every fucking ball outside his off stump, against world class bowlers, not fucking good enough.
Duckett, Crawley, Pope fuck off for good, Smith fuck off for a bit, not sure who to replace them with mind, but that’s not my fucking job. We have supposedly been preparing for this series for years, yet we have no competitive warm up games, and wonder why we can’t bat or bowl against or with a different ball in different conditions. Our fielders can’t even catch the cunting thing. I’ll still be watching after lunch, just like an old disaster film