Cricket Thread

[waspish]

Fuck me this is like a test match not a 50 over game what a bag of shit this pitch is for a one day game

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fuck me this is like a test match not a 50 over game what a bag of shit this pitch is for a one day game

Yep, the batsmen can’t time the ball, so no slogging today. We needed Root and Bell today to nurdle run a hall centuries in singles.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Windies not struggling on this pitch.

 

[cleavers]

England in all formats are currently shite, possibly the worst we've been for 10 years, can't bat, can't bowl.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

England in all formats are currently shite, possibly the worst we've been for 10 years, can't bat, can't bowl.

Oh for Bairstow, Roy and Buttler twatting it to all corners of the ground.

This lot are shite.

 

[waspish]

Watching England bat what's happened to bazbal? We fucked it of for borebal!?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

England in all formats are currently shite, possibly the worst we've been for 10 years, can't bat, can't bowl.

I still think we’re a good test team. We’ve simply played too much cricket.

 

[cleavers]

We’ve simply played too much cricket.

Hard to argue there, England seem to playing a new series every 3 weeks in one format or the other, I know it's not all the same players, and therein may be another issue.

I've basically stopped watching cricket at the moment, Lancs are shite, England are shite, and none of the other cricket (IPL/Hundred) holds any interest.

(I'm glad I fucked SKY/TNT off a couple of years ago, I can watch City when I want (and for personal reasons the odd Wrexham game), and F1 on my IPTV for a fraction of what I was paying.)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Guess England are famous for Bazball at the moment, so creating slow, 2 paced pitches means we can’t slog the ball and we can’t defend.

Easy way of beating us.

 

[johnny crossan]

Why is the West Indian umpire applauding the Windies wicket?