Cricket Thread

[Don Karleone]

Does that look like it shouldn't have been given out to anyone else?

 

[Ajm1985]

Fuck me, Stokes have a fucking word with him. Actual captain him

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Does that look like it shouldn't have been given out to anyone else?

If you look really closely, sandpaper can be seen under his baggy green.

 

[domalino]

I thought my rage had peaked with Roots dismissal, but Stokes deciding this is the innings he’s going to play sensibly and get his head down - after the entire upper order threw away their wickets trying to play the way he wants them to - is making it worse!

 

[BringBackSwales]

I like a drink, but WinViz is positively fucking alcoholic

 

[Ajm1985]

I thought my rage had peaked with Roots dismissal, but Stokes deciding this is the innings he’s going to play sensibly and get his head down - after the entire upper order threw away their wickets trying to play the way he wants them to - is making it worse!

And while Brooks dicks about at the other end

 

[RiversideBlue]

Steve Smith would never cheat.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

I thought my rage had peaked with Roots dismissal, but Stokes deciding this is the innings he’s going to play sensibly and get his head down - after the entire upper order threw away their wickets trying to play the way he wants them to - is making it worse!

Imagine the backlash if Brook had been bowled by Green a few overs ago. It was a “shot” that wouldn’t have looked out of place in a poor standard of club cricket.

 

[waspish]

I thought my rage had peaked with Roots dismissal, but Stokes deciding this is the innings he’s going to play sensibly and get his head down - after the entire upper order threw away their wickets trying to play the way he wants them to - is making it worse!

Correct!

It’s weird he tells his team to play attacking cricket go hard or harder and he plays sensibly!

 

[waspish]

Steve Smith would never cheat. View attachment 84930

There caught in my book