Cricket Thread

[johnny crossan]

Stick it up the Bumrah!!!

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Just got in after being stuck on the wretched fucking carpark that is the M25.

Delighted to see them 8 down. Now, go and finish the job.

 

[BringBackSwales]

100%. It’s the Real Old Trafford.

My kids still refer to the tram stop as Lancashire cricket ground

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Surprised that the commentators haven’t mentioned the slope much…

 

[SWP's back]

England have been brilliant and one thing about this current team what we lack in top 3 batting we make up for with BALLS.

I sincerely hope our bowlers and fielders give Siraj the shit he deserves. The biggest **** in a team full of cunts

Oh I don’t know. Their young spinner put me off these cunts for life yesterday with the wankiest interview I’ve ever seen a cricketer give mid-test.

Even the convicts were always more self effacing.

 

[meeesh]

unfair to give it that moniker - there half a century before the swamp.

Didn't want to type OT, I'm sure you'll understand, if not I apologise in advance for my pettiness

 

[BringBackSwales]

Proper fucking drama. Test cricket pisses all over ODI and T20

 

[BringBackSwales]

If Bashir can’t be trusted to bowl a single over whatever the poor love has done to his non bowling hand then what’s the point of having him in the side?

 

[meeesh]

If Bashir can’t be trusted to bowl a single over whatever the poor love has done to his non bowling hand then what’s the point of having him in the side?

Stokes must have realised no point having him on field, and can't blame him

 

[BringBackSwales]

Stokes must have realised no point having him on field, and can't blame him

So why select him? Fourth innings , day 5, dry pitch

 

[meeesh]

So why select him? Fourth innings , day 5, dry pitch

Because the poor little lamb has hurt his finger, so be a liability in the field

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Southern toffs for you sipping their champers and eating fondue.

I can honestly say I’ve never seen anyone eating fondue at the cricket.

 

[roman totale]

My kids still refer to the tram stop as Lancashire cricket ground

It will always be Warwick Road to me.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Because the poor little lamb has hurt his finger, so be a liability in the field

You’re missing my point. I understand not to have him on the field but not ask him to bowl a single over in the fourth innings? It’s also not his bowling hand

 

[heslops barnet]

I can honestly say I’ve never seen anyone eating fondue at the cricket.

never been in the posh part?

 

[dadnlad]

nasser perking up

 

[heslops barnet]

nasser perking up

Creaming himself…..****

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

never been in the posh part?

Once or twice…

 

[BringBackSwales]

Fucking hell Carse bowl at the stumps

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I can honestly say I’ve never seen anyone eating fondue at the cricket.

May he's confused St John's Wood with Swiss Cottage?