gordondaviesmoustache
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Food for posh cunts.
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Have to say this will go down as one of the worst pitches I've ever seen for a test match. It's rare for both sides, bowlers and batsmen to hate a pitch.
5 days in, after baking hot weather all week....no spin, no movement, no bounce, no speed.
Absolutely nothing for the bowlers and the batsmen have all said it's miserable to bat on because there's no pace and it's just variable enough you can't settle.
5 days in, after baking hot weather all week....no spin, no movement, no bounce, no speed.
Absolutely nothing for the bowlers and the batsmen have all said it's miserable to bat on because there's no pace and it's just variable enough you can't settle.
eastmanc
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They don't look in any trouble.
BringBackSwales
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Fucks sake that gravel voice fucking aussie, why Sky? Forgive Lloydie and get him back
BringBackSwales
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Aren’t you posh?Food for posh cunts.
Aren’t you posh?
Well he might not be posh but he's certainly a....
just kidding gdm.
BringBackSwales
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Desperate for a Barry White, hoping I can last til tea!
Doesn’t compare to the pitch at Sabina Park in ‘98.Have to say this will go down as one of the worst pitches I've ever seen for a test match. It's rare for both sides, bowlers and batsmen to hate a pitch.
5 days in, after baking hot weather all week....no spin, no movement, no bounce, no speed.
Absolutely nothing for the bowlers and the batsmen have all said it's miserable to bat on because there's no pace and it's just variable enough you can't settle.
gordondaviesmoustache
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It’s all relative I guess, but if you described me as posh to most of my colleagues they would think it truly hilarious.Aren’t you posh?
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How the fuck is that a wide in a test match? Aussie umpire, nuff said
BringBackSwales
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How fucking posh are they? Do they have butlers plural?!It’s all relative I guess, but if you described me as posh to most of my colleagues they would think it truly hilarious.
Did neither. I’ll get my coatThis is it. Bashir. This will decide the game.
gordondaviesmoustache
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They do, but two of theirs isn’t worth one Jefferson.How fucking posh are they? Do they have butlers plural?!
gordondaviesmoustache
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Thought the same. He nearly hit it ffs.How the fuck is that a wide in a test match? Aussie umpire, nuff said
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Have to say this will go down as one of the worst pitches I've ever seen for a test match. It's rare for both sides, bowlers and batsmen to hate a pitch.
5 days in, after baking hot weather all week....no spin, no movement, no bounce, no speed.
Absolutely nothing for the bowlers and the batsmen have all said it's miserable to bat on because there's no pace and it's just variable enough you can't settle.
It's created a great test match still though!
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Anyone think this could possibly be a draw?
Not a draw, but have been feeling for about an hour it could be a tie.
Could google it, but can't be many tests where teams have been tied after both innings?! Super over anyone?
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Fucking hell, I’m currently recovering from a stroke (and I don’t mean the missus getting amorous) and am having my BP measured daily, can’t do it til the cricket is over