Crimes Committed in Chippies

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Many thanks. For the record,I am the sort of person who does scrape the gravy off the pie crust. The notion you have thought I don't implies you believe me to be some sort of barbarian.How dare you?!?!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Salad on a chip barm, whats that all about? Think its a Warrington thing as I used to work in Risley and all the Chippy's did Chip Barm & Salad.

Word fail me. There is no hope for this country.

 

[pride in battle]

mary dees chippy?

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Many thanks. For the record,I am the sort of person who does scrape the gravy off the pie crust. The notion you have thought I don't implies you believe me to be some sort of barbarian.How dare you?!?!

I am very sorry, Bluenatic.

you appear to have been cought up in a "friendly fire" incident.

Go now and enjoy your supper.

 

[johnmc]

RIght, going slightly off the topic, kebab shops where they don't shave the donna meat right of the spit right there in front of you. They take it from a silver pot. Fuck knows how long it has been in said pot for.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

RIght, going slightly off the topic, kebab shops where they don't shave the donna meat right of the spit right there in front of you. They take it from a silver pot. Fuck knows how long it has been in said pot for.

Agreed. The lazy fucking bastards. Sorry to be so blunt.

 

[TimmyP]

Dave, I went to my local chippy last night and had chips (with salt and vinegar), jumbo sausage (non-battered variety) and prepared a couple of fresh baps with butter for at home to go with. Oh, and a bit of tomato sauce on the side.

Luckily the chips were served in newspaper - does this chippy sound ok to you or should I campaign to have it shut down? I hope my choice of meal was also satisfactory.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

100% sound Timmy.

Nothing to worry about there.

The war was won on chippy sausages. And, wonderfully, you still can't buy them in the shops.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I have never,ever bought a chippy sausage.Are they any good?

I have just had susages for tea with jacket potatoes.
bit o' jam roly poly now and watch the game

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

our local chippy is run by a chinese bloke who used to be a chef on the QE2. its run like a proper restaurant "Yes Chef". the chips are proper ones not those standard size ones from a machine and the fish is fabulous, always fresh. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm got to go and get some

 

[pride in battle]

wheres the chippy?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Establishments where patrons are not at liberty to add their desired quantity of salt and vinegar.

I also know of a place in Lancaster that serves unmelted cheshire cheese atop crinkle cut frozen chips. Heinous.

 

[Stuart]

six pages , and no one has mentioned the battered 'meat substitute' on a stick . better known as a 'turkey stick' .
rumoured to have originated from south korea . and we know what meat they like to eat .

steak and kidney suet pudding , mushy peas , chips and gravy , salt and vinegar , buttered muffin . happy days .

 

[masterwig]

Never seen a turkey stick.

 

[stonerblue]

chips cheese and gravy
pickled eggs in a jar on the counter
2p for a fork
Entering any chippy wearing slippers

 

[kippax56]

At the moment im living and studying in Edinburgh and the list of the following is universally sold

All pies are deep fried with the filling dry and turgid , along with deepfried pizza
deep fried haggis, jumbo sauage(battered or not). in fact just about every thing is deep fried.
With Fish and chips it usually is curry sauce
they do not sell gravy but a thing called brown sauce
which is a mixture of vinegar and sauce.
and ...they do not sell Puddings, so the first thing I have when I get back down
Pudding, Chips, Mushy Peas and Gravy

 

[pee dubya]

Salt n Sauce, wierdo east coast people.

 

[AyrshireBlue]

Salt n Sauce, wierdo east coast people.

Yep, freaks of nature over there.

But you can't beat a good ol deep fried Haggis supper.

 

[Jnr Kisby]

gravy & chips is fookin delicious, as you all know from soccer am "yorkshire boys love gravy!"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

At the moment im living and studying in Edinburgh and the list of the following is universally sold

All pies are deep fried with the filling dry and turgid , along with deepfried pizza
deep fried haggis, jumbo sauage(battered or not). in fact just about every thing is deep fried.
With Fish and chips it usually is curry sauce
they do not sell gravy but a thing called brown sauce
which is a mixture of vinegar and sauce.
and ...they do not sell Puddings, so the first thing I have when I get back down
Pudding, Chips, Mushy Peas and Gravy

Do they still do white pudding (I think it was called)? Used to love that when I was at Uni in Scotland.