Cristiano Ronaldo

[Keeper!]

Probably not, this has probably tipped him over the edge though & he's upped his dose.

Probably been on here reading all this thinking fuck it, lets have the blue cunts over until Ronnie rocks up

 

[Cityinmud]

RELAX Everyone !! It's a win win whether he joins us or not!

 

[leo_city]

Flapping over a Rio Ferdinand tweet now are we?

 

[bellsouth]

He’s just on a wind up. He doesn’t know Anything.
If united was actually getting involved we would of heard it properly by now.
He’s agreed terms with city, we are close to agreeing it with juve by the looks of things.

Or he’s being paid by bookies to encourage mugs to bet on him going to United?

 

[Spanishbob]

Fergie goes to intercept Mendes in the airport car park.

Damn they caught me on camera. :-)

 

[LongsightM13]

Quote - it's like a volley in the bollocks ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

Seeing that makes me warm a little more to the idea

 

[Bluesince1979]

this is horrendous - suddenly feel sick - United now 3/1 FFS - Please don't fuck this up CITY

Stop looking at bookies odds. It has fuck all to do with anything.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Can't imagine Mendes would play us. He has 4 clients at ours and none at the Rags. Txiki would easily stop dealing with him and he would stand to lose a lot more.

100% this. Mendes is a grownup.

 

[bluemoon32]

He'll turn up at Manchester airport, walk towards the City officials who are there to meet him.............and dodge them, straight into a red limo with Fergie holding a bottle of scotch out the window & giggling like a kid.
You heard it here first..........

 

[Asa's left peg]

No! Stop it! I can't take anymore.