Cristiano Ronaldo

[journolud]

But if he can score goals he'd be OUR preening self absorbed goal scoring twat.

This is also true. It would be funny in a way. And we have had some twats play for us in the past

 

[Tugay One Cup]

They’d be fucking gutted and obviously be laughing it didn’t work out but wouldn’t back against him bagging the goals to win us the league.

I mean, personally, I wouldn't care if he scores fifty and we win everything. Can't stand the guy at all.

But the point remains that I don't think any united fans I know would really care. It's not like when we took Tevez at his peak. That fucked them off big time.

 

[skiddypants]

Funnily enough ex rag player will always look better in blue.
He loves himself, it might happen.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

I can see another Lawman celebration from him once he backheels it through De Geas hands - MIB invasion in the 89th minute to get the season cancelled to stop us winning the title

 

[Craig]

I mean, personally, I wouldn't care if he scores fifty and we win everything. Can't stand the guy at all.

But the point remains that I don't think any united fans I know would really care. It's not like when we took Tevez at his peak. That fucked them off big time.

Different but he’s a world icon that they like to think has a big affinity with them. They still sing about him constantly. Losing Tevez to be honest didn’t fuck them. They had great players when he left but thankfully Tevez went to another level at City.

A lot of the twats I know still hate their greatest ever keeper cos he had a year with us. Ronaldo would undoubtedly strengthen us and they’d be wounded. Very much doubt it happens though anyway.

 

[glyncity]

Great in the air , can take penalties , knows where the net is, everything we are short of at the moment... plus off the scale in the rag piss boiling stakes ....

 

[talkativesprout]

All that Champs league experience, all those goals and all those litres of boiled piss not to mention a thumb in the eye of the Qatari's...Nobody Berts Like the Original

 

[Marvin]

Manchester City do not buy 36 year old footballers no matter who they are. Not even on a free. Not now anyway.

You guys are just bored with the Kane transfer. Like me.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

From Kun Agüero to Kun T. Bollocks

 

[samuelyeboah]

I don't care about his rag connections, and I don't care that he's 36. I also don't have any concerns about his abilities. If we were to sign him, he'd be more than good enough and score loads of goals.

What is a concern to me is that he's an absolute twat that demands to be the center of attention where he goes, and we don't have those sort of characters here.

I heard that when he arrived at juve he demanded to take all the free kicks, and was obliged. They had pjanic at the time who was one of the best free kick takers in the world, and he took those off him. needless to say, missed basically every one.

If he comes here, it has to be on our terms. It has to be understood that HE wants to play here, and HE accepts the club's demands. he plays wherever WE want, and does whatever role the manager wants him to.