Cristiano Ronaldo

[RobinHood]

She may not notice.

Excellent!

 

[Cityinmud]

Fake account

 

[ejdmcfc]

Brew? Made.
Twitter? Logged in.
Vaseline? Open.
Hand? Down trousers.
Hotel? Trivago.

I’m all out of Vaseline and very, very sore. Hurry up City.

 

[skillman]

Don't want to alarm you but your laptop screen is fucked

 

[nmc]

Poor Mark - feel his pain.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Not like hacks then.

Not bellends from Heywood

 

[onceabluealways]

Hope I’m wrong, Ronaldinho doesn’t normally play CF which means probably dropping Grealish, Foden or KDB. I really don’t think this move will be good for team unity

 

[DrBlueBob]

That is me and my wife as of Saturday :) ...and that's a very lovely message, thank you!

You are most welcome. Congratulations, she looks lovely.

Just out of curiosity; what the actual merry fuck are posting on here for, shouldn't you be on honeymoon?

I, for one am glad that you. It is helping fill the void after the Kane saga.

 

[Cityinmud]

he is off to psg. Psg will be comedy this season

 

[Heisenberg's Blue Sky]

Just read in a previous post about erectile dysfunction, surely we're heading towards classic thread status?