Cristiano Ronaldo

[skiddypants]

Ready for the day. Not going to do anything today and just hit F5. Mendes better wake up early, otherwise I am going to get bored.

He is a late riser

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Utd fans are hilarious. They're like someone who went out with a girl in school and then they're angry that after 12 of marriage to other blokes, she's now going out with someone they didn't get on with at school.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Also had a random thought before sleeping that Ronaldo fucked us over and signed for the Rags.

I will go full Randy Marsh if that happens and then spend the next few years pissing myself laughing at 75% of this forum.

But I wouldn't worry too much, this looks pretty nailed on.

 

[Damocles]

I will go full Randy Marsh if that happens and then spend the next few years pissing myself laughing at 75% of this forum.

But I wouldn't worry too much, this looks pretty nailed on.

I have said from the beginning that I don't want him and that I think he's PSG bound.

But if that happens I'm not going to take the piss out of fellow Blues who genuinely wanted what's best for the club in their eyes and as long as I'm a mod here, nobody else will be doing that either.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

We’re gonna need a bigger billboard…

We're going to need a bigger server when 333m Ronaldo fans try to sign up.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I never considered Ronaldo a legend at United. Yes he won trophies there, but it was only 6 years, and he was really only impressive in the last 3 years.

They always seemed to me like his development club like Birmingham were for Jude Bellingham.

He spent 9 years at Madrid, and that's when his goalscoring really took off and his accolades as well.

He's a legend for Madrid, not for United.

But that’s there problem, he never actually left, he was on loan to RM and they shared in all his achievements

 

[D'Silva]

I will go full Randy Marsh if that happens and then spend the next few years pissing myself laughing at 75% of this forum.

But I wouldn't worry too much, this looks pretty nailed on.

Did you piss yourself laughing too when Kane deal fell apart? Why don't you try joining the other tramps from other clubs who are celebrating City may not be signing a CF and have no recognizable striker for the second year running.

 

[jollylescott]

We're going to need a bigger server when 333m Ronaldo fans try to sign up.

I vividly remember the Dzeko fans. My one consolation when big Ed left us, was that his unbearable fans left with him.

So god knows what is going to happens when the Ronaldo fans descend on the forum. I'm sure they are probably as bad, or maybe even worse, than Edin's fans.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Sticking my neck out 'massively', in this, but I don't care.
If it's all a big scam for a higher salary, I don't care.
If he gets hijacked by PSG, or even our meek and oh so quiet neighbours, I don't care.

Because as a club, we're in such a glorious position that it would just bounce off. And that's well worth the chance of enjoying a truly piss-boiling moment.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but life is for living - Happy Ron Day everyone!

Come on in, the froth's lovely!

 

[SamTheGuru]

Other than an unspeakably large signing on fee he leeched from the Red Scouse, you mean? Which was only available because Milner, the overrated snake, was out of contract.

People make choices.... I don't know how I have managed to dig myself in this hole? I think it was to do with some lad from Portugal that used to play for the scum. I was actually playing mediator!