I think moron season has started early this year.
Yesterday on my ride home from work I was:
- Close passed by a double-decker bus at less than a handlebars width and the bus was doing at a guess 55-60mph.
- Some stupid kid just wandered out in front of me from between stationary cars whilst I was doing about 15mph. Hood up, headphones on, never even noticed me as I slammed on and skidded to a stop about 6 inches from him.
- Had a car door opened on me as I entered a left filter lane (I was signalling and I had my lights on).
- Had a Deliveroo rider nearly T-Bone me at a junction as I was turning right onto a 1-way street. F*cker was coming up the street the wrong way. Luckily I checked right before I pulled out.
On the plus side my balance is perfect, my bike handling skills are sharp and I've got my emergency stop absolutely nailed.