Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[DarloBlue]

Big lad at work called Duncan, his nickname is donuts

 

[Cellarite]

mine was charlie the knobhead. i don't really know why.

i could hazard a guess!

 

[charliebigspuds]

Cream Egg - This Asian lad, forget his name but he's was a little 'different' in the head. One assemble when the headmaster was talking he just stood up and shouts "Cadbury's Cream Egg!" and sits back down, as if it were as normal as a yawn. Ten minutes later, he does it again. Entire assembly almost wet themselves.

fucking piss funny this one. i loved the kids at school who would do random shit like this. we used to have bets in chemistry class that we had to do things while the teacher was dictating to us. stuff like - who can suck on a dick for longest before he tells you to get off, who can collect the most rulers from around the class before he clocks you, etc...

I take it you were not in the top classes at school Kev, was it just a matter of keeping you there rather than teaching you anything?