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Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School
- Thread starter The Fat el Hombre
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gaudinho's stolen car
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Bird at school was sat opposite us in class one day with her legs wide open. From then on she was known as "Kipper Knickers". If she's not in therapy now it's a fucking miracle, she took dog's abuse.
metalblue
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mammutly said:One lad was known as "Forkey" because as a very young child he was said to have stabbed his sister in the eye with a fork. He went quite weird at about aged 15 after his dad was locked up. There was a fire at his house after that and the family moved to another address on the estate. His mam went a bit bonkers too and social srvices had a lot of involvement
All very sad.
We supported the family by calling them The Forkeys and givng them loads of abuse.
hahaha, great that one.
from school the one (for some reason) that always made me smile was "ratprick" his real name was Patrick.
JB THE ROOSTER
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Loaf Head - some lad who had a huge head.
Deputy Dog - no idea why this lad got called that.
Free Willy - lad whos privates were poking through his shorts for a whole PE lesson.
Hitler - cos this lad had virtually a fully grown moustache in year 7.
Mr Bean - he looked like him.
Deputy Dog - no idea why this lad got called that.
Free Willy - lad whos privates were poking through his shorts for a whole PE lesson.
Hitler - cos this lad had virtually a fully grown moustache in year 7.
Mr Bean - he looked like him.
We also had a lad with one hand/arm smaller than the other. He used to be called Chicken WingBlueboy Danny said:We had a lad at school who had one hand smaller that the other who used to get called "Beadle Hand" quite a lot.
The Fat el Hombre
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Randomer said:We also had a lad with one hand/arm smaller than the other. He used to be called Chicken WingBlueboy Danny said:We had a lad at school who had one hand smaller that the other who used to get called "Beadle Hand" quite a lot.
Should have called him the clock
BlueInBury
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Fat Boy Blue - he was fat and always wore a blue shirt
Stacey snossauge - she had a speech impediment
Jizz mouth - there was a rumour he had a habit of tasting his own baby batter
B.O Brian - for obvious reasons
Rat man - teacher with greasy hair and looked like shit
'Arry - female teacher with a twitch
Brian - girl who looked like a bloke
Scissor mouth - this girl had really thin lips, my mate said it looked like she'd had her mouth cut open with scissors and it stuck
Dad - got a girl pregnant
Shit roll fingers - he had fat fingers
Stacey snossauge - she had a speech impediment
Jizz mouth - there was a rumour he had a habit of tasting his own baby batter
B.O Brian - for obvious reasons
Rat man - teacher with greasy hair and looked like shit
'Arry - female teacher with a twitch
Brian - girl who looked like a bloke
Scissor mouth - this girl had really thin lips, my mate said it looked like she'd had her mouth cut open with scissors and it stuck
Dad - got a girl pregnant
Shit roll fingers - he had fat fingers
chris_m
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Big Al - the lad had alopecia.
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The Fat el Hombre said:Randomer said:We also had a lad with one hand/arm smaller than the other. He used to be called Chicken WingBlueboy Danny said:We had a lad at school who had one hand smaller that the other who used to get called "Beadle Hand" quite a lot.
Should have called him the clock
PMSL, very good sir, take a bow!