Daft ? Things I have done following City.

Friday evening before first game in div 2 for almost 20 years v Palace (1983) I took my 3 year old son to watch an amateur game on Ten acre lane Newton Heath , wife was at work so after game I took him to his grans didnt tell the wife and then went for a few pints .

As I was going home after closing time the guys were just setting off on the pub supporters bus to the game. I jumped on it didnt get home until about 3 on the Sunday morning .She was none too pleased when I told her that I had been kidnapped by the lads on the bus..... they just dont understand do they

We won 2 0 Big Billy's 1st game as manager
 
Stood too close to a police horse at Sunderland station ..... the fuckin' thing jumped on my foot!

Walked straight into 100 Everton hooligans after a game at Goodison .... we were 1-0 up when i'd left the ground but luckily they equalised just at that moment and they all ran past me back into the ground as if there was gonna be some kind of action replay!

Stumbled in a terrace 'wave' at Huddersfield ..... thought i'd broken my ankle!

Got arrested after a friendly at Blackpool ..... for trying to ESCAPE rioting ..... the cavalry threw everyone in a City shirt into the back of a van!

Going to Old Trafford in that 1974 derby ...... absolute bedlam!

Going all the to Southampton for a City league match only to find out they'd called it off!
 
was pissed and after a dull draw with i think coventry there was a gathering outside the entrance at maine road singing for swales head.like a knob i let my mates gee me up and stonked into the crowd to the front and booted the metal fence down causing all hell to break loose!
had my 5 mins of fame/shame the next day when me mam seen me in the paper in a "riot".
i was in deeper shit than a puffs prick
 
I told my gfreind i was working away for a couple of days, she was txtin me to see if i was watching city on the telly? i sad yes, we were playing Schalke away, The camera went on the city fans and there i was absolutly steamin bouncing around. We lived together at the time, still do.
 
We could not get on the special train to go to Ipswich 77 or 78 so a load of us went to Blackpool for the day, Rags reserves were playing so we went .We gave Paddy Roache the dogs bollox of a roasting we got chucked out for making too much noise ,this was after the Rags manager comp-lained to the 3 bobbies on duty ..... so we just got bladdered instead ..happy days
 
Played 5 a side at Wivvinshore (spelt how it sounds ) Centre and broke my ankle. Went to the hossy , and as any manc knows , unless you have gun shot wounds a knife sicking out of your back and an axe in your head, waiting for treatment takes forever. Told them i was best man at a wedding, got seen to straight away and got myself down to Maine Road to see us beat Leeds 1-0 .Think Greenhough scored an own goal in the final minute.
 
betty swollocks said:
was pissed and after a dull draw with i think coventry there was a gathering outside the entrance at maine road singing for swales head.like a knob i let my mates gee me up and stonked into the crowd to the front and booted the metal fence down causing all hell to break loose!
had my 5 mins of fame/shame the next day when me mam seen me in the paper in a "riot".
i was in deeper shit than a puffs prick

I like it lol.
 
Broke into a fairy posh house in Bosnia to watch the derby with a load of rags, then realised we couldn't work out the satiellite and had to go up and wake the poor sod up, after much in the way of heated discussion it turned out the poor guy had to subscribe to the yuogslav equilant of sky sports. Thankfully very few people argue with 20 squadies with sa80's, 3-3 was the final score after we blew it in the 2nd half.
Ironcially the guy in the house was converted to a blue after the bitter rag twats I was with started wrecking the place after our third goal, so I put a round into his ceiling to stop the stupid sods.
 
Got ALL the way to portmouth last season to recieve a phone call sayin "where are you? The game has been called off!"
Just Felt like an idiot!
 

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