Danny Hoekman
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Remember being at Luton when David Evans had his strict membership scheme and away fan ban in place. Some lad ran onto the plastic pitch with his arms in the air when Stevie Redmond scored!
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Daft ? Things I have done following City.
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Trigger
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Told the missus going to watch City in Cyprus for two days went for 5!A Blue said:I know I upset a few people on the first thread I POSTED. For this I am sorry. Would just like to ask for the daft things you have done following City, home or away.If this has been done before then again sorry. I,m new here.
Have City crest tattooed across my back!
Kept a minibus full of our guys looking for me whilst I got a lift of a couple of other blues back from Wigan (they waited for 2 hours)
By the way nothing wrong with your first thread it was just too intelligent for the snappers to bite without reading carefully ;)
piffy on a rock bun
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In 1981 living near stafford I Missed the local suporters bus going to wembley so I pushed my trusty old honda 250cc out of the shed & set of down the M6 with my city scarf round my neck, I think every city fan in every car & bus that passed me or I passed gave me the thumbs up & I seemed to be in london in no time,
It was all going so well untill tommy hutch decided to get his shoulder involved in the game?
Getting back home seemed a long long way especially after riding through a mini spurs riot outside wembley with my city scarf still dangling round my neck!
I was just about walking properly again by the time of the replay & I went with my brother who had flown back from his R.A.F. base in hong kong just for the game & the rest as they say is history (exept they show that soddin spuds goal every year & every time I get up & shout tackle him for christ sake!)
If anyone from city is reading this, I now have a warm & dry car, my brother is living in england & tommy hutch has long since retired so come on lads get it sorted this year.
It was all going so well untill tommy hutch decided to get his shoulder involved in the game?
Getting back home seemed a long long way especially after riding through a mini spurs riot outside wembley with my city scarf still dangling round my neck!
I was just about walking properly again by the time of the replay & I went with my brother who had flown back from his R.A.F. base in hong kong just for the game & the rest as they say is history (exept they show that soddin spuds goal every year & every time I get up & shout tackle him for christ sake!)
If anyone from city is reading this, I now have a warm & dry car, my brother is living in england & tommy hutch has long since retired so come on lads get it sorted this year.
inchy14
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Going to wembley in 81 for the replay ,dads car's (proper piece of shit) big end went on the way down r.a.c. guy told us at around birmingham i think that we could be towed only one way home or wembley dad decided to drive it as far as possible got us to wembley and than all the way back to nantwich had to sleep all night in the car until r.a.c. picked us up next day. ( and dads car was truly fucked)
charliebigspuds
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When i was 17 i got nicked in Huddersfield on my way to Leeds and then got nicked at Villa in the very next away game, got let out at Villa at 7 in the evening with no money so got a lift off 2 lads from Whitefield who was waiting for their nicked mate, i got out of the car with them in Whitefield and walked right through Heaton Park then to my house in Middleton so my parent's didn't know i'd been nicked again, when i finally got home they already knew. DOH.
Forged tickets for Port Vale and Notts Co away in FA cup years ago, could've caused a Hillsbourgh. Went to Luton away when away fans were banned (we got in).
Went to Stoke on that infamous Boxing Day dressed as a chicken, complete with green tights. Blew up my mate's car on the way back from Oxford after we put diesel oil in a petrol car (we all agreed it had to be done as we had no money and it was the only stuff i'd manage to nick, it got us to Keele amazingly), we also slept rough for 2 days in oxford. got into a mini-bus after Spurs away knowing the driver was pissed, we was in the middle lane on the M1 and literally bounced off a coach into another coach, scarey stuff. There is more but i'm getting embarrassed now.
Forged tickets for Port Vale and Notts Co away in FA cup years ago, could've caused a Hillsbourgh. Went to Luton away when away fans were banned (we got in).
Went to Stoke on that infamous Boxing Day dressed as a chicken, complete with green tights. Blew up my mate's car on the way back from Oxford after we put diesel oil in a petrol car (we all agreed it had to be done as we had no money and it was the only stuff i'd manage to nick, it got us to Keele amazingly), we also slept rough for 2 days in oxford. got into a mini-bus after Spurs away knowing the driver was pissed, we was in the middle lane on the M1 and literally bounced off a coach into another coach, scarey stuff. There is more but i'm getting embarrassed now.
Keke Rosberg
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Me and my brother went to Walsall, stoped for a piss under the motorway, before we could zip up, a police van came screeching in, 5 of the fuckers jumped out and made us clean it up with our city scarfs.
Either that of be arrested.
Either that of be arrested.
Barry Conlons wig
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barnsley away 26ish years ago was a 14 years trendy boy and had a sky blue kappa roll neck, so it stood out as city really to the non educated, walking through barnsley(the non educated) station with my brother and mate, got jumped by about 5 barnsley fans but managed to get away, further up the road walking up this big fuck off hill the same shithouses jumped out and cracked my mate full on the side of the head with a bottle, the red mist descended and i grabbed on of the fuckers round the neck and held him till he passed out in the road with two barnsley fuckwart kicking the shit out of me, lost 4 teeth in the process, my mate had 7 stitches and my bro lost his watch as it snapped off in the scuffle and the police tried to arrest us.
jibbed on the train to blackpool in the 80's and then into the ground, totally free day bar the booze and i was still at school!
blackburn away also in the 80's stayed in blackburn after the game and ended up in a night club called peppermint place, had my beer googles on and set about chatting up this group of birds that i thought were scousers, ended up convincing my mate that we were gettin laid if we went with them, hook line and sinker we went and got on the coach trip from hell back to bromborough, i was well in this girl, in fact the only thing i didnt get on the coach was tatas deep and this was while a mini riot had broken out on the coach, it was a hen do and they were all gatted, to the point where they were throwing glass bottles at the driver.. it was manic. anyway ended up back at this birds house and gave her the best 2 mins she'd ever had(the thing that sticks in my mind was how smelly her snatch was yuk i know) anywat went down stairs to see my pal curled up on one those japenese style 1980 sofas with the wooden arms criked to fuck, my mate had gone all that way, his bird had fucked off and his car was still in blackburn.
and then the sun came up and fuck me the beer glasses had begun to clear and believe me, i really do wish we had reversed rolls and i was on the sofa, my mate couldnt stop laughing and now even 20+ years on still does, she was about fucking 18 stone and had wors spots than chadwick, but worse than that my mate saw her knickers in the corner of the bedroom and to say that there were cosworths is an understatement, it was like a teen twoker had done donuts in them.
my mate knicked them to show pals back home, and i wondered what the smell was it was like she wiped her arse through her snatch, fucking bad,she offered to take us home from bromborough but she was that bad i just had her drop us at the station and as the train was leaving my mate held up her skiddy knickers at the window to wave her off, that was an occasion i will never forget and thats not for want of trying either.
jibbed on the train to blackpool in the 80's and then into the ground, totally free day bar the booze and i was still at school!
blackburn away also in the 80's stayed in blackburn after the game and ended up in a night club called peppermint place, had my beer googles on and set about chatting up this group of birds that i thought were scousers, ended up convincing my mate that we were gettin laid if we went with them, hook line and sinker we went and got on the coach trip from hell back to bromborough, i was well in this girl, in fact the only thing i didnt get on the coach was tatas deep and this was while a mini riot had broken out on the coach, it was a hen do and they were all gatted, to the point where they were throwing glass bottles at the driver.. it was manic. anyway ended up back at this birds house and gave her the best 2 mins she'd ever had(the thing that sticks in my mind was how smelly her snatch was yuk i know) anywat went down stairs to see my pal curled up on one those japenese style 1980 sofas with the wooden arms criked to fuck, my mate had gone all that way, his bird had fucked off and his car was still in blackburn.
and then the sun came up and fuck me the beer glasses had begun to clear and believe me, i really do wish we had reversed rolls and i was on the sofa, my mate couldnt stop laughing and now even 20+ years on still does, she was about fucking 18 stone and had wors spots than chadwick, but worse than that my mate saw her knickers in the corner of the bedroom and to say that there were cosworths is an understatement, it was like a teen twoker had done donuts in them.
my mate knicked them to show pals back home, and i wondered what the smell was it was like she wiped her arse through her snatch, fucking bad,she offered to take us home from bromborough but she was that bad i just had her drop us at the station and as the train was leaving my mate held up her skiddy knickers at the window to wave her off, that was an occasion i will never forget and thats not for want of trying either.
charliebigspuds
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PMSL, taking the knickers is pure quality. Well done to your mate, they should've never been seen until your wedding day ;)Barry Conlons wig said:barnsley away 26ish years ago was a 14 years trendy boy and had a sky blue kappa roll neck, so it stood out as city really to the non educated, walking through barnsley(the non educated) station with my brother and mate, got jumped by about 5 barnsley fans but managed to get away, further up the road walking up this big fuck off hill the same shithouses jumped out and cracked my mate full on the side of the head with a bottle, the red mist descended and i grabbed on of the fuckers round the neck and held him till he passed out in the road with two barnsley fuckwart kicking the shit out of me, lost 4 teeth in the process, my mate had 7 stitches and my bro lost his watch as it snapped off in the scuffle and the police tried to arrest us.
jibbed on the train to blackpool in the 80's and then into the ground, totally free day bar the booze and i was still at school!
blackburn away also in the 80's stayed in blackburn after the game and ended up in a night club called peppermint place, had my beer googles on and set about chatting up this group of birds that i thought were scousers, ended up convincing my mate that we were gettin laid if we went with them, hook line and sinker we went and got on the coach trip from hell back to bromborough, i was well in this girl, in fact the only thing i didnt get on the coach was tatas deep and this was while a mini riot had broken out on the coach, it was a hen do and they were all gatted, to the point where they were throwing glass bottles at the driver.. it was manic. anyway ended up back at this birds house and gave her the best 2 mins she'd ever had(the thing that sticks in my mind was how smelly her snatch was yuk i know) anywat went down stairs to see my pal curled up on one those japenese style 1980 sofas with the wooden arms criked to fuck, my mate had gone all that way, his bird had fucked off and his car was still in blackburn.
and then the sun came up and fuck me the beer glasses had begun to clear and believe me, i really do wish we had reversed rolls and i was on the sofa, my mate couldnt stop laughing and now even 20+ years on still does, she was about fucking 18 stone and had wors spots than chadwick, but worse than that my mate saw her knickers in the corner of the bedroom and to say that there were cosworths is an understatement, it was like a teen twoker had done donuts in them.
my mate knicked them to show pals back home, and i wondered what the smell was it was like she wiped her arse through her snatch, fucking bad,she offered to take us home from bromborough but she was that bad i just had her drop us at the station and as the train was leaving my mate held up her skiddy knickers at the window to wave her off, that was an occasion i will never forget and thats not for want of trying either.
The Northern Baptist
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Missed last train home and slept rough outside Euston station with the smackheads after we got relegated against Ipswich under Royle. Ended up playing cards with a crack head, then the area was cleared and the bomb squad turned up to dispose of a suspicous package.
Also slept rough after a Norwich away game on a tuesday night, cos there was no trains home. 8 of us ended up huddled up in one of those trolley shelters in Morrisons car park, it was fuckin freezin.
Also slept rough after a Norwich away game on a tuesday night, cos there was no trains home. 8 of us ended up huddled up in one of those trolley shelters in Morrisons car park, it was fuckin freezin.