Daft things you've done to impress women

[The Flash]

I was far too grounded.

You seem quite down to earth.

You saying I am short?

-- Fri May 17, 2013 2:51 pm --

I was far too grounded.

You seem quite down to earth.

You saying I am short?

Crikey, don't blow a fuse.

 

[bobmcfc]

Men don't try and impress women, They probably try and hold farts in but that's as good as it gets

Only on a 1st date. After that, you take as you find.

Lol thought as much

 

[2sheikhs]

Men don't try and impress women, They probably try and hold farts in but that's as good as it gets

Only on a 1st date. After that, you take as you find.

Lol thought as much

You should take it as a compliment Girlbob.
It means a man is relaxed and comfortable enough in your company that he's prepared to share everything with you. Women always want to know what the "inner you" is like. Well there it is.

 

[toby]

Only on a 1st date. After that, you take as you find.

Lol thought as much

You should take it as a compliment Girlbob.
It means a man is relaxed and comfortable enough in your company that he's prepared to share everything with you. Women always want to know what the "inner you" is like. Well there it is.

I think I would rather be left wondering if that's the case ;o)

 

[bobmcfc]

Only on a 1st date. After that, you take as you find.

Lol thought as much

You should take it as a compliment Girlbob.
It means a man is relaxed and comfortable enough in your company that he's prepared to share everything with you. Women always want to know what the "inner you" is like. Well there it is.

Yes and I was born yesterday

 

[bluemc1]

suitcase didnt arrive in Vegas so had to run to shops on first day, just buy pair of shorts and a t-shirt and that will do fine til my case gets there, put them on counter and the girl behind the desk is amazing and i mean really amazing, then she says is that all ? that will be $520 please, unable to say "fuck off i can get 3 for 20 quid at the city store " i smile and say "that will be fine" as the sweat ran down my forehead

 

[Barcon]

 

[2sheikhs]

Lol thought as much

You should take it as a compliment Girlbob.
It means a man is relaxed and comfortable enough in your company that he's prepared to share everything with you. Women always want to know what the "inner you" is like. Well there it is.

Yes and I was born yesterday

In all honesty, I did try to be a gentleman with a girl I'd just started going out with. I excused myself and asked if I could use her toilet even though it was only a fart. As I got up off the sofa though, it accidentally came out. Luckily, she just laughed and called me a dirty bastard.

 

[bobmcfc]

You should take it as a compliment Girlbob.
It means a man is relaxed and comfortable enough in your company that he's prepared to share everything with you. Women always want to know what the "inner you" is like. Well there it is.

Yes and I was born yesterday

In all honesty, I did try to be a gentleman with a girl I'd just started going out with. I excused myself and asked if I could use her toilet even though it was only a fart. As I got up off the sofa though, it accidentally came out. Luckily, she just laughed and called me a dirty bastard.

Farts make me vomit

 

[newtonheathdave]

Clearly there was no spark.

I was far too grounded.

You seem quite down to earth.

You saying I am short?