Daft things you've done to impress women

[ali benarbia's studs]

On the third date with my current girlfriend we were having a few drinks on the balcony at my old place. I knew I was on for one and thought it would look tremendously romantic and impressive if I started confidently naming all the constellations and their position in the sky.

Except it was all a lie. I thought she'd be too drunk to remember my bullshittery. But No. She was actually fucking well impressed with my 'knowledge' of astronomy. Now everytime we go for a cig outside with one of her friends or relatives and it's night time, I'm forced to um and ar and stutter my way through a routine that sounds like Brian Cox after a stroke.

Luckily as she looks up at the night sky adoringly, she fails to see the 'Looks like we've got ourselves a bullshitter' facial expression on her Friend/Family Member.

it could take you five minute s to learn a few...used to stargaze lots as a kid.

knew a guy who tried to chat up a girl a while back.... his name was ryan...... chatting away he pointed out a few constellations .....before he came to "Orion". she said "oh...that `s Orion? wow i ll think of you everytime i look up and see it in the night sky from now on!" Ryan thought it was lovely and they had a great night..... but since he only thinks of her everytime he looks up at the night sky and see s Orion .

serious head feck or what?

 

[cupidstunt]

I think he loves her. He should do something about it.

 

[Josh Blue]

I wore a pink shirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but we all know you are gay josh.... getting as bad as "the ginge" ,you are lately! ;)

Thanks pal, i like you too :)

 

[newtonheathdave]

I done a degree in electrical engineering trying to impress a bird. It was an unwise move. NShe was long gone well before it was anywhere near finished and it is fecking hard.

 

[The Flash]

I done a degree in electrical engineering trying to impress a bird. It was an unwise move. NShe was long gone well before it was anywhere near finished and it is fecking hard.

Clearly there was no spark.

 

[newtonheathdave]

I done a degree in electrical engineering trying to impress a bird. It was an unwise move. NShe was long gone well before it was anywhere near finished and it is fecking hard.

Clearly there was no spark.

I was far too grounded.

 

[bobmcfc]

Men don't try and impress women, They probably try and hold farts in but that's as good as it gets

 

[The Flash]

I done a degree in electrical engineering trying to impress a bird. It was an unwise move. NShe was long gone well before it was anywhere near finished and it is fecking hard.

Clearly there was no spark.

I was far too grounded.

You seem quite down to earth.

 

[2sheikhs]

Men don't try and impress women, They probably try and hold farts in but that's as good as it gets

Only on a 1st date. After that, you take as you find.

 

[newtonheathdave]

Clearly there was no spark.

I was far too grounded.

You seem quite down to earth.

You saying I am short?<br /><br />-- Fri May 17, 2013 2:51 pm --<br /><br />

Clearly there was no spark.

I was far too grounded.

You seem quite down to earth.

You saying I am short?