Daughter's new boyfriend

Ask for a graph on why he is a good fit for your daughter, and then only let him date her on the condition that he makes a Sean promise (a real promise) not to ever be a bad lad to her.

Then you can start putting asterisks by all the nice things he did for her and if he has a nice job, do the research on his boss/CEO.
 
Nebuchadnezzar said:
Ask for a graph on why he is a good fit for your daughter, and then only let him date her on the condition that he makes a Sean promise (a real promise) not to ever be a bad lad to her.

Then you can start putting asterisks by all the nice things he did for her and if he has a nice job, do the research on his boss/CEO.
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Well those Scouse cunts do love their asterisks and graphs
 
beast said:
Also felching is very popular with the kids these days, merry Christmas
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felching has always confused me...

who put the sperm in the hole?
was it you yourself?
if so, why would you want to lick it back out of there?
if it was someone else's that makes it seem even worse.

no idea where that leaves the father.
 
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