Daughter's new boyfriend

[red 2 hats]

Make him feel welcome, give him a mixture of both his rag and scouse heritage.
Ask what time he's due at your house then get all the neighbours to line the street armed with bricks, bottles and flares and launch them at his car.
When you serve him his tea, serve some rancid meat, if it's good enough for Manchester school kids it's good enough for him.
Give him his own seat, but prior to his arrival drill a hole above it and pray for rain, nothing beats a leaky roof.
Ask him why he's attracted to your daughter, and will his family disown him for breaking tradition of inter family relationships.
There's lots you can do, your daughters future is in your hands.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

You had a dog as a one night stand ??, this place never fails......

No the human owner, I took the dog home and married it.

Sealed with a kiss: Man 'marries' his dog in sunset ceremony - but assures guests 'it's not sexual'

An Australian man married his yellow labrador in an outdoor park ceremony on Tuesday and sealed the union with a kiss.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[dickie davies]

You had a dog as a one night stand ??, this place never fails......

As a young man in 1982, I confess to this and generally picked them up in the Ritz

 

[dickie davies]

Well they've left now and he gave me a hug. Automatically I checked to make sure my watch was still on my wrist and wallet still in my pocket

If she's serious with him, which seems the case, it's going to take some getting used to

 

[bluealf]

Just a bit. Give him a chance and remember, he's her choice. Just like when we made similar choices. Ours didn't all work out and maybe this one won't, but being cool about it will make your relationship with your daughter better.

Like when yours fetches a Rangers fan home you mean

 

[kaz7]

Put epicat in his food next time , basic innit

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Is a rag, but it gets worse

He was born in Manchester and moved to Merseyside with his dad when he was five, which means he has a scouse accent and is a rag! He's been a regular match going fan, but I'm not sure if he's in the green and gold camp
Anyway, I've only met him once and he seems ok, but he and my daughter are staying over at our house for the next couple of nights (it's my daughter's birthday so a family get together tomorrow)

I don't know if it's because he's a rag, has a scouse accent or both, but I've found myself hiding my wallet and bank statements before they arrive

Am I being paranoid?

Not in the slightest. From your description he sounds like a wrong 'un!

 

[Magicpole]

Like when yours fetches a Rangers fan home you mean

Even then.

 

[bluealf]

Even then.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Well they've left now and he gave me a hug. Automatically I checked to make sure my watch was still on my wrist and wallet still in my pocket

If she's serious with him, which seems the case, it's going to take some getting used to

Gave you a hug? That's enough reason for me alone. Get him fucked off