David Beckham finally sussed?

[ballinio]

one trick pony, who if had been in another team at the time would be fogotten by now.
Media whore and gormless twat, epitomises modern celebrity culture when any twat can become famous for doing very little.

Gormless is such a great word, underused .

 

[stony]

Yeah hehe, damn you and your whisky, i have some right now, less that 24hrs after the 'never again' hehe.


What does Beckham even do now outside of stuff specifically designed to make him come across as not a vain self absorbed super twat. Is he still making some poor distillery bottle their wares in those hideous bottles with his name on it?

I had a day off yesterday, but tried some of that herbal medicine you left me. Going to try some more tonight, purely medicinal of course. I've got a couple of fingers of Talisker left too, so I might have a nightcap later.
He puts him name to some shit and some saddos will pay over the odds for a cheap whisky because it has his name on it.

 

[TCIB]

That sodding advert did my head in to, look at how they are holding the glasses, they are treating it like nuclear waste. I would love to walk on set right there and say, go on then, you blonde hottie, drink it, go on you look so happy to be holding the stuff, drink it. So much annoys me in the advert, i bet that lass can only touch his shoulder from 2 feet away because no anal vicky is just offset seething at the idea he jabbed her arse in the makeup van. Everything about that whisky screams pr/marketing/advertising agencies, all shit a proper whisky does not need. People who drink it seek it out, probably the only drink where marketing is useless. It will never be a 'hip' drink with the types portrayed in the advert, fuck of Beckham :-D

 

[stony]

Couldn't have put it better myself, Stony. I've been fighting a losing battle so far at Ewing Towers as to the character of this shitehawk. I think the tide is turning, I'm feeling a little bit Ruskie at Stalingrad. He's a hoax, an impostor, and Mother Theresa he ain't!

On the contrary, he is very much like her. She was another fraud who's public image was very carefully managed and she was nothing like the saint she appeared to be.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

On the contrary, he is very much like her. She was another fraud who's public image was very carefully managed and she was nothing like the saint she appeared to be.

OK, change 'Mother' to 'Saint' and add 'of Lisieux' and we can agree!

 

[stony]

OK, change 'Mother' to 'Saint' and add 'of Lisieux' and we can agree!

I'll check my Christopher Hitchens book of saints and sinners and get back to you ;=)

 

[Helmet Cole]

On the contrary, he is very much like her. She was another fraud who's public image was very carefully managed and she was nothing like the saint she appeared to be.

Really? Ffs, I always thought she was a nice old nun but it turns out she's a ****? How sad.

 

[stony]

Really? Ffs, I always thought she was a nice old nun but it turns out she's a ****? How sad.

There's load stuff about her online. Just google 'Mother Teresa is a ****'

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'll check my Christopher Hitchens book of saints and sinners and get back to you ;=)

At the last count, there weren't any saints in his book, only sinners. And they were all Rags or Dippers.

 

[zandvoort blue]

If he had nothing to hide and these emails were doctored and taken out of context, why did he feel the need to take out an injunction to prevent them being made public?