David Beckham

[Crooked_rain]

Not dead yet then?

Only in the eyes of the royal family

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Hope he gets his knighthood soon

You mean in the hope that he will then simply fuck off?

 

[Blue Mist]

Someone's been in the sun too long.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I can’t comment on Qatar as I wasn’t there but the only disappointment for the World Cup for me was Wales’ display. It was an enjoyable tournament overall.

Beckham was an above average footballer but nowhere near true world class. He’s not intelligent enough to coach or manager either.

I’d sooner bang the Scouser over Posh Spice. Baby > Scary > Ginger > Sporty > Posh.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I’d sooner bang the Scouser over Posh Spice. Baby > Scary > Ginger > Sporty > Posh.

That reminds me of the time I had to pick from Halle Berry and Naomi Campbell.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

That reminds me of the time I had to pick from Halle Berry and Naomi Campbell.

Why are you lying?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Why are you lying?

I'm not buddy. I turned them both down when Beyonce called me up during one of her off periods from Jay Z.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I'm not buddy. I turned them both down when Beyonce called me up during one of her off periods from Jay Z.

If you’re bald then I hope you told her you were washing your hair.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

If you’re bald then I hope you told her you were washing your hair.

Nah I'm not bald.

 

[staffsblue]

Really detest the Omaze advert where he pops up begging for people to contribute to the London Air Ambulance. Surely he should be contributing his own riches to that cause?