David Beckham

Remember when he turned up at the 2002 Commonwealth Games? Most people reading this will remember but I’ll explain for those who don’t.

The day Manchester was on show to the world, he wanted to make it about him.

Sod the fact that everyone wore the same commonwealth uniform. He thought he was better in his white studded adidas tracksuit. And the fool had the Union Jack flag on his back.

Clearly no one had the strength to explain to him that Great Britain were not taking part in the Commonwealth Games.

Arise Sir Shithouse.
Didn't he wear a diamond studded Adidas white track suit? He looked a right dick head
 
I’ve been on Bluemoon for the best part of 20 years. In that time I don’t think I’ve ever read such an odd comment. Deeply, deeply weird and creepy.
If that is odd or “deeply, deeply weird and creepy” in the slightest, you need to walk away from the keyboard and get out more. There’s a whole world out there that seems to be passing you by.
 
I'm surprised he never flew in for tonight's game to get his wrinkled face on TV next to Giggsy & Co. He could have brought his daughter along as his "plus one/ only friend".
 
I'm surprised he never flew in for tonight's game to get his wrinkled face on TV next to Giggsy & Co. He could have brought his daughter along as his "plus one/ only friend".
He was there and was going to dress FKW to walk out onto the pitch if they won alongside his bessy mate Ratboy.
 
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It was only recently that I found out she'd been shagging Adam Faith whilst she was married to John Lloyd.

Off topic but who wants to talk about that weapon?
No one mate, it was just a joke. A bad one, granted, but I'm in a silly mood.
I didn't do any research on her morals. I do apologise;-)
 

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