David Coote

[Kippaxpete]

Me too.
But the dippers on the shopfloor still aren't speaking to me

Win, win!

 

[skillman]

David Coote has rebranded as Pablo EscoVar.

Fuck me. I'd accuse you of having that lined up but you can't have done.

 

[skillman]

If we all sing "There's only one David Coote" at the Spurs game will the dippers report us for tragedy chanting?

We should sing it just on the off chance he's allowed to ref in the Prem again. If we've supported him then maybe he won't get given our games!!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Are they all coked up at Stockley Park?

Just when I thought I couldn't like him more.

 

[Jung the foreman]

They're all coked up at Stockley Park, do da, do da
They're all coked up at Stockley Park, do da, do da, day.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fuck me. I'd accuse you of having that lined up but you can't have done.

I had mate, with my old Tesco Clubcard.

 

[TinFoilHat]

The DJ should play white lines as the ref leaves the pitch at half time against spurs.

 

[Pell]

The DJ should play white lines as the ref leaves the pitch at half time against spurs.

That song by The Verve with the lyric "the drugs don't work, they just make you worse" would be more fitting.

 

[Stoned Rose]

The coke would explain some of his bizarre VAR decisions. Perhaps he is not bent but just out of his head half the time.

If he’s been Pacino’d up at work it raises serious questions as to why/how that was never picked up by his colleagues / bosses / cunts working for tv etc.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I would think that within the next Coote will be making statements that probably involve the terms sexuality, male friend, personal struggle, pressure of high profile, dealt with by substance abuse, and revenge or blackmail