What it comes down to is this: if an ex player of ours, David Brightwell was mentioned so we'll stick with him for now, threw a 'party' in a foreign country that cost 20quid to enter, on top of plane fair, hotel etc, primarily to laugh at united, or indeed any other club, would I want to attend?
The answer is, fuck no. I can take the piss out of rags for free every day of my life, in fact more often than not I do, so why in the fuck would you want to travel across the sea to do it whilst being fleeced by Steve Bruce's 56th in line understudy?
It'd be pitiful, pathetic and prickish if it was Cantona hosting it, although you could at least see the draw as he's a rag legend but David fucking May?
Seriously, even the rags I know, and I know some fucking moronic ones, would probably pass on this.
As much as we hate them/laugh at them, their obsession with us is fucking weird and it's getting more devout with each passing match...fucking nobs.