Kidding himself, kidding plenty of Blues too.
He ain't kidding me, though.
Has become the world's greatest hide and seek champion in the last 12 months.
Dave has been a pleasure to watch but he's peaked and we need to sell next summer, it will be our best chance for some money from Spain.
Doesn't have the grit or the fitness to push beyond his own perceived limits, which isn't unusual for players with great technique, when the rosier parts of the game come all too easy.
Pep's standards were supposed to expose the limitations in our cannon fodder but the bigger established stars are also coming up short.