De Bruyne?

[ljones15]

Just think of the clubs Txiki has had to deal with this summer, he started with the scousers then he went in on Juventus for Paul Pogba with his shady agent Mino Riaola. Then he had the pleasure of squeezing the pennies out of the Italians for Dzeko & Jovetic. And then finally dealing with the royal **** that is Klaus Alloffs.

 

[mancitypj]

Have your crash helmets ready, folks, there is going to be a big, fat snivelling, choreographed coyote meltdown from the other clubs once this happens. A storm of flying toys and dummies will begin raining down in all directions and someone will call for a Fatwa to be imposed on Twatinni for biting off more than his scruffy arse could chew again. Meanwhile the twat Collymoore will no doubt repeat his deranged assertion that a Seville are a better team than City and will walk our group. And all because we nabbed Delph off his beloved Villa for 8 million squids. Bitter much? Such a transparent bastard

They will become unhinged at the Sad Caf too, with any luck, and the RAWK cult server will crash again. And Maureen will call KDB a cry baby again.

Now that is the sort of post I love.

 

[TRUE BLUE NO1]

Ed Aarons ‏@ed_aarons 3m3 minutes agoIslington, London
Kevin De Bruyne’s £54m move to Manchester City close to completion #mcfc http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/28/kevin-de-bruyne-manchester-city-wolfsburg…

 

[Rammyblues]

Have your crash helmets ready, folks, there is going to be a big, fat snivelling, choreographed coyote meltdown from the other clubs once this happens. A storm of flying toys and dummies will begin raining down in all directions and someone will call for a Fatwa to be imposed on Twatinni for biting off more than his scruffy arse could chew again. Meanwhile the twat Collymoore will no doubt repeat his deranged assertion that a Seville are a better team than City and will walk our group. And all because we nabbed Delph off his beloved Villa for 8 million squids. Bitter much? Such a transparent bastard

They will become unhinged at the Sad Caf too, with any luck, and the RAWK cult server will crash again. And Maureen will call KDB a cry baby again.

Bring it on, I am ready, siege mentality engaged, I have survived the KDB thread. :-)

 

[TRUE BLUE NO1]

City Watch ‏@City_Watch 1m1 minute ago
Fans saying goodbye to KDB. Not a death threat or snake emoji in sight.




5 retweets2 favorites

 

[nahnahrickyholden]

This thread has 4.7m views. Ric's advertising haul from this saga might rival Wolfsburg's ;)

How do you see the views? I'm on my phone btw?

 

[mancitypj]

[QUOTEIl'll="TRUE BLUE NO1, post: 8836223, member: 57172"]Ed Aarons ‏@ed_aarons 3m3 minutes agoIslington, London
Kevin De Bruyne’s £54m move to Manchester City close to completion #mcfc http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/28/kevin-de-bruyne-manchester-city-wolfsburg…[/QUOTE]
It'll probably be completed after Wolfsburg's match has ended.

 

[Bluep*ss]

Incredibly it is the number of pages on the Transfer forum regarding the one and only .............
Kevin de Bruyne.

 

[jimharri]

Who?

 

[Luke The Blue]

I survived the Kevin De Bruyne thread.