De Bruyne?

Fucking hell, I went downstairs to watch telly for a bit and the fucking thread has erupted like an infected haemorrhoid at a Michael Barrymore pool party.
I can't be arsed reading in excess of 100 pages, can someone give me a brief but amusing summary please?
 
Pphhheeewwwwww........knackered....

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I'll come back to say one more thing, I think De Bruyne will be a City player by the end of the week. Maybe even sooner.


Just an opinion
 
All caught up. The last hour seems like something J.K. Rowling could write length-wise, although I don't think her vocabulary is as dirty as us Bluemooners
 
Fucking hell, I went downstairs to watch telly for a bit and the fucking thread has erupted like an infected haemorrhoid at a Michael Barrymore pool party.
I can't be arsed reading in excess of 100 pages, can someone give me a brief but amusing summary please?

Oh FFS!!!

But wait, maybe.....

Fucking get in
 
Fucking hell, I went downstairs to watch telly for a bit and the fucking thread has erupted like an infected haemorrhoid at a Michael Barrymore pool party.
I can't be arsed reading in excess of 100 pages, can someone give me a brief but amusing summary please?
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