''Dead wood'' at work

[Barcon]

I had a teenager turn up for his first day wearing a united shirt. He managed to get as far as taking his coat off..

Ha, Let me dig out a photo and video of the time it happened on my job ; )

 

[kaz7]

Your wood is dead ? Poor boy

 

[johnnytapia]

Some right busy cunts who love to cc the boss in everything .

 

[jay_mcfc]

Shirking not working, living out loud oí oí. Sam Delaney

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I had a teenager turn up for his first day wearing a united shirt. He managed to get as far as taking his coat off..

I had someone state they were a utd fan on their CV for a driving job.....didn't read anymore and filed it under 'BIN'

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

a slap usually works .

on a train, whilst they're sleeping?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My colleagues keep talking about some lazy **** who they’ve grassed up and is heading for the sack but they go quiet when I ask them for details.

 

[jimharri]

Your wood is dead ? Poor boy

Is that all you wimmin think about; sex? Luckily, us fellas aren't wired up like that.

 

[idahoblues]

I must admit it’s hard to find any decent help in my trade. It’s either too hot or too cold and god forbid you tell one of these kids to hurry up

 

[oman0115]

Some right busy cunts who love to cc the boss in everything .

To be fair, with home working, it is wise to let the right people know what you are doing. The dead wood in question aren't because they're doing nothing.