Dear Lurkers...

[TrueBlue76]

ok then lets leave winky smiles lets go smashing backdoors in,or muffin or balm oh fook it lets just slap the shitbags and tell SWP to fook right off fooking know it all. : )

Just need a coupla warnings now and you're there.

you **** i will smash ya face in what seat do you sit in meet me meet me ,ya fooking glory huntering rag twat ..will that do it

Close, I think you need to finish by posting an image of a rag bird being fisted...that would certainly get the mods attention.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

You can be a crackhead prostitute thing in no time at all :)

Bottom woman's got teeth like wheely bins.....one in every yard.

I take all of my sexual advice from Dr.Dre.

"Gap teeth in your mouth so my dicks got to fit"

Don't forget your spiderman memes:

Also it's not rape it's struggle snuggles

 

[deynaskaz]

Just need a coupla warnings now and you're there.

you **** i will smash ya face in what seat do you sit in meet me meet me ,ya fooking glory huntering rag twat ..will that do it

Close, I think you need to finish by posting an image of a rag bird being fisted...that would certainly get the mods attention.

I dont think it will ,thats totally acceptable now since the 50 shades of grey revolution , allowed to be free with sexual desires now because all the woman in the world have said its ok.<br /><br />-- Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:09 pm --<br /><br />Kin ell im turning into one of those twats who re quote everything so it ends up taking a whole page up,soon i will be pressing space bar and putting a silly comment at the bottom.
























































somebody save me.:(

 

[hirsty94]

*holds hands up*
I'm a long time lurker, been lurking for 2/3 years then took the big step of signing up during all the madness of winning the league something came over me and i did it

So I'll put stuff down that people seem to get judged by on here so you can all make your minds up on me:
Barm - Its a barm not a bloody muffin!!!
Balotelli Lover - How can you not be??? (hopefully the on field stupidity will cut down though)
Mancini convert - was unsure (too defensive) but now he's the one and i was wrong
Michelle Keegan - Yes i would definitely and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
RVP - Sign him up for me, but only £15m max
Salford - Yes i was born in the land of the rags but always been a blue and was there when we were shit

 

[andyhinch]

I still have some room left in the dungeon er,place of of tranquility only the one been chained up, sorry made comfy all welcome we make. Your dreams come true;)

 

[Ovo]

My wife has been lurking on here since before I registered. She gives me a worried look every time I post, so not much chance of her breaking her duck.

Also, my mate, who for now shall remain nameless, must have an account. You know who you are H_____. He mentions almost every post I've made when I see him at the match, I've called him a cyber stalker, so unless he scans the board relentlessly, he has use of the user tools like search user's posts etc. He'll be embarrassed reading this, might text me telling me to stop.

I dare you to post something mate, go on, tell me to fuck off. Put something only you would know maybe? So I know it's you.

Something only I would know? Your wife sneezes when she cums.

 

[Colliahhh]

*holds hands up*
I'm a long time lurker, been lurking for 2/3 years then took the big step of signing up during all the madness of winning the league something came over me and i did it

So I'll put stuff down that people seem to get judged by on here so you can all make your minds up on me:
Barm - Its a barm not a bloody muffin!!!
Balotelli Lover - How can you not be??? (hopefully the on field stupidity will cut down though)
Mancini convert - was unsure (too defensive) but now he's the one and i was wrong
Michelle Keegan - Yes i would definitely and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
RVP - Sign him up for me, but only £15m max
Salford - Yes i was born in the land of the rags but always been a blue and was there when we were shit

RAG!!!!!!!

 

[TrueBlue76]

*holds hands up*
I'm a long time lurker, been lurking for 2/3 years then took the big step of signing up during all the madness of winning the league something came over me and i did it

So I'll put stuff down that people seem to get judged by on here so you can all make your minds up on me:
Barm - Its a barm not a bloody muffin!!!
Balotelli Lover - How can you not be??? (hopefully the on field stupidity will cut down though)
Mancini convert - was unsure (too defensive) but now he's the one and i was wrong
Michelle Keegan - Yes i would definitely and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
RVP - Sign him up for me, but only £15m max
Salford - Yes i was born in the land of the rags but always been a blue and was there when we were shit

First of all Welcome blue. Now the important question. What's your view on Cat Neme's??

 

[hirsty94]

*holds hands up*
I'm a long time lurker, been lurking for 2/3 years then took the big step of signing up during all the madness of winning the league something came over me and i did it

So I'll put stuff down that people seem to get judged by on here so you can all make your minds up on me:
Barm - Its a barm not a bloody muffin!!!
Balotelli Lover - How can you not be??? (hopefully the on field stupidity will cut down though)
Mancini convert - was unsure (too defensive) but now he's the one and i was wrong
Michelle Keegan - Yes i would definitely and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
RVP - Sign him up for me, but only £15m max
Salford - Yes i was born in the land of the rags but always been a blue and was there when we were shit

Damn it! knew I shouldn't have posted, back to lurking :)

RAG!!!!!!!

 

[hirsty94]

*holds hands up*
I'm a long time lurker, been lurking for 2/3 years then took the big step of signing up during all the madness of winning the league something came over me and i did it

So I'll put stuff down that people seem to get judged by on here so you can all make your minds up on me:
Barm - Its a barm not a bloody muffin!!!
Balotelli Lover - How can you not be??? (hopefully the on field stupidity will cut down though)
Mancini convert - was unsure (too defensive) but now he's the one and i was wrong
Michelle Keegan - Yes i would definitely and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
RVP - Sign him up for me, but only £15m max
Salford - Yes i was born in the land of the rags but always been a blue and was there when we were shit

Love em! none match 'Popcorn Cat' though

First of all Welcome blue. Now the important question. What's your view on Cat Neme's??