Dear Lurkers...

[bluegorton]

So go on then, who's got some tips for surviving down here?

most important - keep your tea towel handy

and always say its a Barm!

*cough* grooming *cough*

 

[TrueBlue76]

So go on then, who's got some tips for surviving down here?

most important - keep your tea towel handy

and always say its a Barm!

*cough* grooming *cough*

ssshhhhh he's on the hook!<br /><br />-- Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:21 pm --<br /><br />

Thanks for the heads-up.

*frantically searches what the fuck 'meme' means!*

Here are some good examples BM's Favourite Meme's

 

[andyhinch]

I have a special place for intimidated lurkers, can Pick up ;-)

 

[papillon]

I have a special place for intimidated lurkers, can Pick up ;-)

I'll be at the end of the street in 10 mins. No need for the Rohypnol. Cheeky wink and a Werther's original should do it

 

[bluegorton]

My wife has been lurking on here since before I registered. She gives me a worried look every time I post, so not much chance of her breaking her duck.

Also, my mate, who for now shall remain nameless, must have an account. You know who you are H_____. He mentions almost every post I've made when I see him at the match, I've called him a cyber stalker, so unless he scans the board relentlessly, he has use of the user tools like search user's posts etc. He'll be embarrassed reading this, might text me telling me to stop.

I dare you to post something mate, go on, tell me to fuck off. Put something only you would know maybe? So I know it's you.

 

[TrueBlue76]

Come on we still have 83 lurkers in the cellar, show yourselves.............




just ignore the weird looking blokes standing by the transit van.

 

[Rascal]

I for example have over 1600 posts to my (fictitious) name and you would be hard pushed to find one single thing of worth in any of them.

I have a few more than that and the same applies, vast majority are nonsense but it amuses me :)

 

[Pearcey]

I used to post a lot a long time ago, I tend to lurk these days...

 

[andyhinch]

I have a special place for intimidated lurkers, can Pick up ;-)

I'll be at the end of the street in 10 mins. No need for the Rohypnol. Cheeky wink and a Werther's original should do it

Fishermans friend?

 

[deynaskaz]

I think more lurkers would post if each thread wasnt taken over by the usual suspects talking bollocks. if i put a smiley face will everything be ok : )