Defrosting the car

[Thaksins Love Child]

My neighbour has a Tesla and does this, the bastard.

Think I’m gonna brick his windows just for the sheer audacity

I have one and it's amazing. Turn it on 10 mins before leaving, all the ice gone, seats and wheel nice and warm. Also good in summer for cooling it down.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Newspaper on the windscreen, tin foil on the front grill.

Have you STILL got that 1977 copy of the AA Drivers Handbook?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Set it on fire, will clear the windscreen in no time and you could always get a new car with the insurance money.

Standard BM advice there - torch it and claim on the insurance - fixes all problems lol - well except for a way to fix a leaking swimming pool......

 

[Sir peace frog]

Put it in the garage on a night.

be a bit expensive that , as i bricked it up , stuck a porch at the front and a gym (i told her it would never get used after the first week, and surprise surprise) at the back

 

[Sir peace frog]

Put your sun visors down

It reflects the heat from your heater back onto the windscreen

i started doing that

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Set it on fire, will clear the windscreen in no time and you could always get a new car with the insurance money.

Common practice in old soviet block countries is to poor a bit of petrol under a car and light it. Not too much obviously.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Put dog in mine whilst its heating up.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Common practice in old soviet block countries is to poor a bit of petrol under a car and light it. Not too much obviously.

also if you did happen to set fire to an FSO 1300 I understand that actually increases its value

 

[remember arthur mann]

Put dog in mine whilst its heating up.

Wonder you've not been reported to the RSPCA. Poor thing must be freezing it's poor little gonads off.

 

[stonerblue]

Jesus, just reading the thread title is making me shiver!! Down to 18 degrees here today, might need a long sleeved T-shirt tonight.

piss off