derby chant for rooney

"Who's that shagging in the Lowry?,
who's that with the dirty brass?,
it's Wayne Rooney with his Ho,
giving every hole a go,
'coz Colleen wouldn't take it up the ass"

Got to be this one... all around the ground!
 
levets said:
"Who's that shagging in the Lowry?,
who's that with the dirty brass?,
it's Wayne Rooney with his Ho,
giving every hole a go,
'coz Colleen wouldn't take it up the ass"

Got to be this one... all around the ground!


I like it, there been a few good suggestions
 
ONCE A WHORE
ALWAYS A WHORE
ONCE A WHORE
ALWAYS A WHORE


or

to 'here we go' tune

STD, STD, STD

if they give it rooneee, rooonee, then respond immediately with greedeeee, greedeeee or veeedeeee, veedeeee

or

he'll shag more whores than you, wayne rooney, wayne rooney

or to Istanbul

Wayne Rooney STD it is coming
Wayne Rooney STD I say
Wayne Rooney STD it is coming
You'll catch it from some whore, some tart you lay

or

when we're in the clear

gone to a brothel
you should have gone toa brothel
 
He tried to play for Man City - Rooney Rooney
We said no thanks and on your bike - Rooney Rooney,
So the scouse twat and ugly **** is back in Salford with the runts,
Wayne Roooooney the past it footballer.

Wow that only took me 3 hours, was worth it though.
 
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We could just do exactly what they did, and chant 'Join Man City and you die' and then follow it up with a sarcastic clap to all their sad deluded idiots who went round to threaten him for leaving their precious little club.
 

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