Dilemma.....

[W12]

Take it out of your bin and dump it somewhere else. Make sure there is evidence of the address where it is from then notify the council that some one is dumping rubbish. I'm sure the fines will go down well.

 

[jimharri]

If you have a garden shed/garage, leave the wheelie bin in there until the morning of collection.

 

[W12]

Doesn't really solve the problem with the bins though....

Get to the root cause. The problem is not the bins, it's you.

I hope that someone answers your cry for help soon.

Alternatively, take it round to where 1961_vintage lives and put it in his bin. He wouldn't have a problem with it.

 

[jacko74]

I think a cctv camera or a web-cam strategically placed in your bedroom window is the ideal solution to this particular problem... What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Go and find yourself a mirror.

Sit yourself down in front of it.

Compose yourself.

Look yourself in the eye.

Say the following words:

"Get a fucking life you dick".

Repeat this exercise until such a time as you can tell yourself that you have indeed got yourself a life, demonstrably measured when such minutiae and trivia no longer perturb you.

You will be all the more happier for it.

Doesn't really solve the problem with the bins though....

Hahaha brilliant!

 

[gazinho]

Why not move into your bin that way whenever the sneaky bastards open it to dump some of their waste you can jump out, give them a heart attack ensuring they are no longer in any fit state to even carry any rubbish again.

Problem solved

 

[Mr White]

Padlock the bin. Take the lock off on collection day.

 

[blue81]

Padlock the bin. Take the lock off on collection day.

The council would probably do me for criminal damage, plus the bin men would find an excuse not to take my bin- I've had previous with that lot before actually. Once they refused to empty my bin as it was not 'presented' properly (handles facing in) another time they sealed off my bin with yellow and black tape (like a murder scene) and put a letter on it saying I had committed an "envirocrime" and could face up to a 5k fine- I shit you not.

 

[mayo31]

Seems blue81 not many people like you?

Neighbours, problem with the bins due to neighbours and also the bin men.

I think you are a victim of circumstance

 

[1961_vintage]

Doesn't really solve the problem with the bins though....

Get to the root cause. The problem is not the bins, it's you.

I hope that someone answers your cry for help soon.

Alternatively, take it round to where 1961_vintage lives and put it in his bin. He wouldn't have a problem with it.

He would be very welcome W12, especially if it helped remove this particular anxiety.