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dirty b*******s
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kinkladze10
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nw42 said:marco said:comes past abut 11-30 he thinks im in bed well tonight he's ing to get a fucking shock
i think it could be the same guy who was steeling the wife's knickers off the line
I haven't got a dog.
They smell good don't they.
CitytillIdie74
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marco said:wtf, this guys letting his dog shit at the end of our drive every night he then proceeds to pick it up in a bag tie a not in it and toss it over my fence wtf is up with these people, well i'm going to sit in the car later then follow him and stick it in his letter box
You should do what my mate did, it gets smelly but it's worth it, the guy he did it too was absolutely gutted and his mutt never shat outside his house again!
Follow him covertly and find out where he lives.
Pick up and bag the shit for a few weeks and store it in a distant corner of your garden.
Then when you have a decent amount go round his house and empty the bag over his fence. Knock on and tell him to stop throwing shit or you'll be back with it every so often.
Latics Fan SJK
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A lad I knew a few years back told me of how this horrible b&b in Blackpool were just total arses to them and other customers.
They stayed 3 nights, yet the b&b refused to change sheets or towels etc.
Final day, all 4 of them took a shit, popped it on a tray, and whilst the people who ran the b&b were occupied in the hall, one of them ran into the kitchen and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes.
I'd have fucking hated to have experienced how bad that kitchen would have smelt.
They stayed 3 nights, yet the b&b refused to change sheets or towels etc.
Final day, all 4 of them took a shit, popped it on a tray, and whilst the people who ran the b&b were occupied in the hall, one of them ran into the kitchen and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes.
I'd have fucking hated to have experienced how bad that kitchen would have smelt.
I thought the aforementioned alan whickers turned up in your rose bush and hadn't actually been stolen.marco said:comes past abut 11-30 he thinks im in bed well tonight he's ing to get a fucking shock
i think it could be the same guy who was steeling the wife's knickers off the line
Years ago when my kids were 2 and 4 , our next dorr neighbour would come home pissed and let his dog piss and shit in our back yard , which I had made into a play area for them.Swing , slide etc.
One night I heard the side , connecting gate open.
I ran out in my boxers and screamed at the ****.
GET THAT FUCKING DOG OUT NOW OR I WILL KILL IT. REPORT ME TO THE HOUSING ASSOCIATION YOU FUCKING FAT **** AND I WILL TWAT YOU AND MAKE YOU EAT ITS SHIT AND THEN ITS CORPSE.
Never saw him or the dog again.
One night I heard the side , connecting gate open.
I ran out in my boxers and screamed at the ****.
GET THAT FUCKING DOG OUT NOW OR I WILL KILL IT. REPORT ME TO THE HOUSING ASSOCIATION YOU FUCKING FAT **** AND I WILL TWAT YOU AND MAKE YOU EAT ITS SHIT AND THEN ITS CORPSE.
Never saw him or the dog again.
Glyn
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Comes past about 11:30.
It's 11:50 now.
What happened?
It's 11:50 now.
What happened?
its a big fucking shit!Glyn said:Comes past about 11:30.
It's 11:50 now.
What happened?
Glyn said:Comes past about 11:30.
It's 11:50 now.
What happened?
The guy has probably given him a good hiding
Blumers Bloomers
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They would only do that to me once.
Who the hell raises these people.
Dirty, dirty scum.
Ever seen Me, Myself and Irene? You should take a leaf out of Jim Careys' book
Who the hell raises these people.
Dirty, dirty scum.
Ever seen Me, Myself and Irene? You should take a leaf out of Jim Careys' book