Dirty rags stole my disabled nephews scarfe

[glen quagmire]

OP if you need any witnesses PM me. I saw the whole thing out of my helicopter as i took off.

 

[Balti]

was it ye olde scarfe?

 

[warpig]

OP if you need any witnesses PM me. I saw the whole thing out of my helicopter as i took off.

pmsl.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Just come back from the swamp. I was stuck in traffic and I was in my White lambourghini, loads of rags taking pictures so I thought if they're gonna take a pic then I'll hang our scarves out of the windows so they can get them in their pic!

A group of 5 rag cowards went to the passenger side and nicked my nephews scarf the dirty lowlife! Then he put it in his back pocket, police did fa.

Oh well good result

Is that you Fixer ?

YOU FUCKING DICK GAYLORD!

I just honestly nearly choked on some m&ms. My wife shit herself she said my face was kinda blue!

My pleasure.
Happy Six one day ;0)

 

[1_barry_conlon]

OP if you need any witnesses PM me. I saw the whole thing out of my helicopter as i took off.

Lol. Can we hang off your 'chopper' Glen with a fishing rod...?

Think we may catch something...giggity.

 

[bumbleblue]

God it makes you proud to be British dunnit eh? i mean drives a lambo wotsit and can't spell scarf. Tears all round here tonight ..

 

[glen quagmire]

OP if you need any witnesses PM me. I saw the whole thing out of my helicopter as i took off.

Lol. Can we hang off your 'chopper' Glen with a fishing rod...?

Think we may catch something...giggity.

Pm me your postcode and i'll have the butler come fetch you.

 

[TheMoonIsRising]

Why would a rag want a City scarf anyway? Scum.

Because he will most likely be a city fan in the morning

 

[Blue Smarties]

I seen it all from my yacht, the OP is telling the truth.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

I seen it all from my yacht, the OP is telling the truth.

Now you're being silly, you couldn't see it from your yacht as Sam Platt's is in the way!

Sussed...:)