They had already written tonight's script before football focus was on.
Everton would do their usual and get a "plucky" draw or win away at City in their cup final. We spoilt their script by giving as much as we got (well about half as much in reality), while retaining our ability to play football, clueless twats.
Meanwhile their hope that sJoke would roll over for sour alex (as per normal), and united would be 4 or more points clear, and already champions obviously, with Chelsea returned to their rightful number 2 spot.
Just laugh at how sad they make themselves look.