Do Chippys still sell milk

[stonerblue]

An off topic life's regression thread all in it's own right, and bang up there alongside the demise of a roaring coal fire.

I was under the apprehension that humankind progressed as the years flicked on bye, yet the removal of a bottle of steri was a step too far in any and all of a civilized setting.

Not only did it stop the blue tits robbing our precious underclass doorstep milk, but it also tasted far far superior too.
Used in coffee it was excellent, and as a morning feed tipped over a bowl of cornflakes was an absolute deal breaker.

Nice with Camp coffee

 

[Barcon]

Not seen spark plugs in a sweet shop but I've seen butt plugs.

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That's a great idea. My wife frowns upon tossing my salad but I bet she'd gobble away of it tasted like apple and watermelon.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That's a great idea. My wife frowns upon tossing my salad but I bet she'd gobble away of it tasted like apple and watermelon.

Oh right. Do you not fancy tasting it after it's been up her arse?

 

[mexico1970]

This thread has become slightly more sexual than I intended it to be.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

This thread has become slightly more sexual than I intended it to be.

My fault, sorry mate.

 

[Barcon]

Oh right. Do you not fancy tasting it after it's been up her arse?

Oh yeah. That’s what I meant

 

[Bill Walker]

An off topic life's regression thread all in it's own right, and bang up there alongside the demise of a roaring coal fire.

I was under the apprehension that humankind progressed as the years flicked on bye, yet the removal of a bottle of steri was a step too far in any and all of a civilized setting.

Not only did it stop the blue tits robbing our precious underclass doorstep milk, but it also tasted far far superior too.
Used in coffee it was excellent, and as a morning feed tipped over a bowl of cornflakes was an absolute deal breaker.

You can still buy it here Bob, it's in the supermarket section entitled long life milk...

 

[mexico1970]

My fault, sorry mate.

I never said that I didn't like it though :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I never said that I didn't like it though :)

Talking about milk in chippies ain't any fun, mate; )

 

[dickie davies]

slightly off-topic...

can a chinese chippy actually be called a chippy?

You are Dave Whelan and I claim my chinky meal voucher