do me a favour!!

[burning blue soul]

my lovely wife has (in a fit of anger, cos i pissed her off slightly) set up a facebook account on my behalf.

she has unforgivably put a 'united forever' profile puicture on it and i am not happy to say the least. also i dont have the password, to get on it!!

what are my options here?

dont know anything about facebook, all i know is that she is friend requesting everyone i have ever known!!!

problem is getting serious!! divorce may be on he cards if she continues slandering me in this way!!

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

do you know anything about computers?

I would get your anti virus to block the domain <a class="postlink" href="http://www.facebook.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.facebook.com</a> and that way not only will she not be able to fuck your new "rag" account up but she will never be able to log on to facebook when she is using that computer at home.

Either that or promise her that all the "butty pic's" that you have of her will be up on Bluemoon faster than Jamie Redknapp can say "Liverpool were amazing today"

 

[burning blue soul]

dont really understand computers and what they can do, all i know is that she has now superimposed my face on a picture of a rag fan holding a scarf above his head!!!

not good!!

 

[TFC]

dont really understand computers and what they can do, all i know is that she has now superimposed my face on a picture of a rag fan holding a scarf above his head!!!

not good!!

lol, hell hath no fury....

:D

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

dont really understand computers and what they can do, all i know is that she has now superimposed my face on a picture of a rag fan holding a scarf above his head!!!

not good!!

Pour coffee on it.

Oh and if you have any pictures of her face I can easily make you an image of your missus being intimate with pretty much any animal you want.

 

[burning blue soul]

dont really understand computers and what they can do, all i know is that she has now superimposed my face on a picture of a rag fan holding a scarf above his head!!!

not good!!

Pour coffee on it.

i have tried switching it off and back on again, but the same shit keeps coming up!!!

 

[malg]

hahaha.....quality. You've got a princess there, make sure you do all you can to keep her! That's funny as fuck, fair play to her - and God only knows what you done to piss her off. Any pics?

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Divorce her, so I can marry her. She sounds awesome.

 

[burning blue soul]

not really the responses i was expecting there guys!!

theproblem also is that she is in england and i am in cyprus, she dont come back for anther 5 days, so fuck knows where i will be by then, probably wanted by interpol!!! :(

i ma have to utter the 's' word to her to make her stop!!

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

unless you know the password to her email, where you can request you lost the facebook password and have it changed, so you can change it to what you like and log on, your pretty fucked mate.

other than what these guys have said, all i can think of is beat it out of her.