do me a favour!!

[Pride_In_Battle]

Keylogger sounds like the way to do it mate.
Go here HERE, install the right version, then after she updates the status again, retrieve the results. The user and password will have been entered after the website URL.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

put her on craigslist as a single woman wanting to meet men for sexy time. Put her mobile number on the listing and she will be forever receiving calls from dirty old men

This... this is genius. It's in the same vein as your wife's actions and will be funny as fuck.

 

[Aguero is my king]

Keylogger sounds like the way to do it mate.
Go here HERE, install the right version, then after she updates the status again, retrieve the results. The user and password will have been entered after the website URL.

Install a keylogger but after you take down the picture and get rid of the account tell her you e-mailed facebook administrator to take it down as it was someone impersonating you. She will then not know about the keylogger and you will have access to all the passwords she uses whilst on that computer. Internet banking, Facebook, E-mail, you can access it all. Then when you are on her facebook change her birthday to the enxt day. Hopefully she won't notice and she'll have people wishing her happy birthday who she then has to explain that it isn't her birthday.Come back here after you've accomplished this and we'll have plenty more tips. Make sure you protect the keylogger with a password though and tell her it's an anti-virus program if queried. Don't set it as a desktop icon though and make sure you install one with a subtle name.

 

[Bluebird1]

Love it:-) Well done to your Mrs. Nothing like a woman scorned lol. Must admit, like the others I'd love to know what you've done?

 

[Chinley Blues Jr]

put her on craigslist as a single woman wanting to meet men for sexy time. Put her mobile number on the listing and she will be forever receiving calls from dirty old men

This... this is genius. It's in the same vein as your wife's actions and will be funny as fuck.

haha it could backfire if (no offence) she's a slag haha<br /><br />-- Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:32 pm --<br /><br />also how can he install key logger if he is in another country?

 

[malg]

not really the responses i was expecting there guys!!

theproblem also is that she is in england and i am in cyprus, she dont come back for anther 5 days, so fuck knows where i will be by then, probably wanted by interpol!!! :(

i ma have to utter the 's' word to her to make her stop!!

You're not a squaddie are you, as that's the kind of thing an Army wife would do...

 

[burning blue soul]

my lovely wife has (in a fit of anger, cos i pissed her off slightly) set up a facebook account on my behalf.

she has unforgivably put a 'united forever' profile puicture on it and i am not happy to say the least. also i dont have the password, to get on it!!

what are my options here?

dont know anything about facebook, all i know is that she is friend requesting everyone i have ever known!!!

problem is getting serious!! divorce may be on he cards if she continues slandering me in this way!!

Dust down the autechre, Get a sizable beer stash, and kick her out!

aphex, mate. good to see you back in my hour of need. there are people in the pub getting friend requests as i speak.

all i said was that as she has been in england for so long, that i am thinking of getting a decent 'cleaner' in to mop up my messes!!!

it was just a joke but she has taken a bit of a different view and become agitated!!!

its not like i shagged that bird with the double g tits and mole on her inside thigh that came over last week!!!!!!..women!

ill never understand them!

 

[balkanno]

Facebook > Bush & Rumsfeld

 

[Nobheadswife]

Great advice boys, fortunately I'm always one step ahead :-)

 

[LittleStan]

Great advice boys, fortunately I'm always one step ahead :-)

No you're not the wife. Really?