do me a favour!!

[Peteri]

Hire someone to install a keylogger for you. Snatch her email pass and you are good to go. ;)

 

[bluemoon27]

get her back,shag her sister,although thats not as bad as what she as done

 

[KolarovsLeftPeg]

Fight fire with fire.

Does she use the internet at all?

If not, be VERY clever.

Snatch her phone when she's not looking.
Text one of her mates BUT pretend the text wasn't meant for them.
Text 'em saying 'she's such a fucking slag, don't tell her I said this though'...

 

[burning blue soul]

just to update,

i am now interested in men and women!!

this girl needs taking down, i am thinkng of registering her on a dodgy dating website or putting her on mingers.com.

i need you to put your heads together and come up with something so cruel and funny that i may end up getting arrested!!!! :)

 

[FuZzY]

just to update,

i am now interested in men and women!!

this girl needs taking down, i am thinkng of registering her on a dodgy dating website or putting her on mingers.com.

i need you to put your heads together and come up with something so cruel and funny that i may end up getting arrested!!!! :)

and divorced? ;-)

Your Mrs sounds top by the way!

Exactly what have you done in the first place to piss her off? I notice you have failed to mention it??

 

[LittleStan]

just to update,

i am now interested in men and women!!

this girl needs taking down, i am thinkng of registering her on a dodgy dating website or putting her on mingers.com.

i need you to put your heads together and come up with something so cruel and funny that i may end up getting arrested!!!! :)

and divorced? ;-)

Your Mrs sounds top by the way!

Exactly what have you done in the first place to piss her off? I notice you have failed to mention it??

yes you have to tell us what you did so I make sure I don't do the same! Bloody fickkle these women.

Als, pm me you name so I can find you on facebook.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

just to update,

i am now interested in men and women!!

this girl needs taking down, i am thinkng of registering her on a dodgy dating website or putting her on mingers.com.

i need you to put your heads together and come up with something so cruel and funny that i may end up getting arrested!!!! :)

bahahahaha!

Like Fuzzy says, you have to tell us what you did to piss her off, because this is hilarious.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Simple virus?

email her (and phone her before you do) explaining the attachment in the email.
Just say its an archive file full of old pics you found of them.... ask her to open it up, it will obviously be a .exe file and will rape her pc with a virus.... blue screen of death should keep her off the net for 5 days

 

[Chinley Blues Jr]

put her on craigslist as a single woman wanting to meet men for sexy time. Put her mobile number on the listing and she will be forever receiving calls from dirty old men

 

[Aphex]

my lovely wife has (in a fit of anger, cos i pissed her off slightly) set up a facebook account on my behalf.

she has unforgivably put a 'united forever' profile puicture on it and i am not happy to say the least. also i dont have the password, to get on it!!

what are my options here?

dont know anything about facebook, all i know is that she is friend requesting everyone i have ever known!!!

problem is getting serious!! divorce may be on he cards if she continues slandering me in this way!!

Dust down the autechre, Get a sizable beer stash, and kick her out!