Do you ever use a bidet, or are they only for posh people?

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  1. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Only ever used one once. Didn't like the water tickling my starfish. Do you use one, have you got one?
     
  2. Fame Monster

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  3. KnaresboroughBlue

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    Yes and yes but prefer the 'Thai Style' one from my days living in Thailand.
     
  4. BlueMoonRisin'

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    What's Thai style? Do Thai girls lick your crinkly valve clean?

    *Or ladyboys. One has to be PC nowadays.
     
  5. SWP's back

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    Never use anything but my bidet to be honest.

    Much cleaner.
     
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    When my double rollover lands at Ewing Towers I shall appoint an architect to design me a bungalow. My only stipulation would be three garages, a bike workshop and bidets in every room that has a toilet! Mrs Ewing can sort out the rest!
     
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  7. oakiecokie

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    This is a true story.
    I stay at my mates in Wolverhampton about 6 times a year,as we go out on the lash calling in at micro breweries around the Black Country area.
    This particular day we`d been on the pop for a full 12 hours.I surprisingly awoke at 7.00 am on the Sunday and decided to go back home without waking my mate up.
    Its only a 70 minute drive so imagine my surprise when I arrived home with the wife saying that Bill had phoned and could I get back in touch.
    He was not a happy chappie !! By all accounts I had used the bidet as a piss stone and "flushed" my piss by using the water from the bidet.Unfortunately I had left the tap on all night and when he awoke and went downstairs the bastard kitchen was awash with water dripping down the ceiling.
    I felt a right twat !!
    I do vaguely remember going for a piss,but fuck knows where,but probably in the bidet.
    I offered to pay for any damage,but having known my mate for nearly 40 years he was kind enough to use his home insurance to pay.
    That was about 8 years ago and I still go down to his house,but I always ensure I have a piss before going to bed.I`m down this weekend .. perhaps I need a supply of male piss pant nappies to avoid any further mishaps ?
     
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  8. bluemooners09

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    Every toilet is a bidet if you shit hard enough.
     
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  9. gordondaviesmoustache

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    Bidets are so passé.
     
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    Stop it now i am crying and my coffee has gone you twat.
     
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