Do you have a phobia?

Anything clown related.Seriously shit me up and still do at 40yrs of age.
Stephen kings "it"..still gives me nightmares now.
Anyone remember the laughing clown at blackpool pleasure beach...fucking hell.
 
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
Anything clown related.Seriously shit me up and still do at 40yrs of age.
Stephen kings "it"..still gives me nightmares now.
Anyone remember the laughing clown at blackpool pleasure beach...fucking hell.


that clown gave me nightmares for years!!
 
corky1970 said:
BlueBearBoots said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
Anything clown related.Seriously shit me up and still do at 40yrs of age.
Stephen kings "it"..still gives me nightmares now.
Anyone remember the laughing clown at blackpool pleasure beach...fucking hell.


that clown gave me nightmares for years!!

Me too, it wasn't clever or funny for a teen to watch that Evil and I agree with that clown at Blackpool pleasure beach, an entity of devil proportions , possessed ,looked into my soul and came to me at night with evil intent

I hate you


evil clowns hide under your bed corky and in your wardrobe
 
blue underpants said:
Radiators, i'v hated them since i was a kid

I kicked one when the scum knocked us out in the second leg of the Carling Cup S/F. Your fault, you fucking bastard radiator, I said.
 
scall said:
I wouldn't say a phobia per se, but I fucking hate frogs.

I hate the way you can be there in the garden causing all sorts of noise and commotion for ages, digging, pulling weeds, moving stuff and not a peep. Then all of a sudden from out of nowhere a frog decides to jump out. He doesn't jump out when you're moving stuff, oh no, he decides to jump when you don't expect it. They just leap out and then sit there looking at you. Then you try making a noise or getting it to move, then you start whacking stuff next to it to scare it, and it doesn't move. Then you just scratch your nose and it decides to leap around like you've just set a firework off.

And then there's going over them with a lawnmower. "Oh, there's a massive lawnmower heading towards me, shall I move? Naa, I'll just wait until it's on top of me". Next thing you know a frog suddenly leaps out from under the lawnmower with it's back cut off and it's squirming around. Do you leave it or kill it? Oh, I'll kill it and go over it with the mower again. So you go over it with the mower, and does it accept it's fate again? Does it balls, it decides to jump around being a complete dick.

Cunts. I hate them.

Just read this. Lollllllllllllll
 
Pam said:
scall said:
I wouldn't say a phobia per se, but I fucking hate frogs.

I hate the way you can be there in the garden causing all sorts of noise and commotion for ages, digging, pulling weeds, moving stuff and not a peep. Then all of a sudden from out of nowhere a frog decides to jump out. He doesn't jump out when you're moving stuff, oh no, he decides to jump when you don't expect it. They just leap out and then sit there looking at you. Then you try making a noise or getting it to move, then you start whacking stuff next to it to scare it, and it doesn't move. Then you just scratch your nose and it decides to leap around like you've just set a firework off.

And then there's going over them with a lawnmower. "Oh, there's a massive lawnmower heading towards me, shall I move? Naa, I'll just wait until it's on top of me". Next thing you know a frog suddenly leaps out from under the lawnmower with it's back cut off and it's squirming around. Do you leave it or kill it? Oh, I'll kill it and go over it with the mower again. So you go over it with the mower, and does it accept it's fate again? Does it balls, it decides to jump around being a complete dick.

Cunts. I hate them.

Just read this. Lollllllllllllll

lmfao
 
Clowns

something wrong with a guy that hides behind makeup, I suspect they are all serial killers under all that slap...
 
Smoking. Can't look at people doing it, can't go in a beer garden or on a beach or walk along Piccadilly Plaza because of people using them as ashtrays. I get all agitated and clam up just thinking about it.
 

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