Do you have a phobia?

Tanzeylee said:
Clowns

something wrong with a guy that hides behind makeup, I suspect they are all serial killers under all that slap...

John Waye Gacy. Clown and serial killer of at least twenty men.
 
Pam said:
blue underpants said:
Radiators, i'v hated them since i was a kid

I kicked one when the scum knocked us out in the second leg of the Carling Cup S/F. Your fault, you fucking bastard radiator, I said.
I could kick and destroy every radiator in the world especially the big fat cast iron 1930s ones that were in every building as i was growing up as a kid in the 50s n 60s, noisy ugly clanking false heat throwing out cunts
 
blue underpants said:
Pam said:
blue underpants said:
Radiators, i'v hated them since i was a kid

I kicked one when the scum knocked us out in the second leg of the Carling Cup S/F. Your fault, you fucking bastard radiator, I said.
I could kick and destroy every radiator in the world especially the big fat cast iron 1930s ones that were in every building as i was growing up as a kid in the 50s n 60s, noisy ugly clanking false heat throwing out cunts

I say those radiating twats have had it all their own way for too long now. Get a chain saw and exterminate them one by one and then cast them all in a pit of fire.
 
Scousers. There's something about the City of Liverpool which sets my teeth on edge from the moment I step off the train at Lime Street. I feel like a WW2 spy walking the streets of Nazi Germany. (Probably relates to hairy experiences in that place back in the day.)
 
BrianW said:
Scousers. There's something about the City of Liverpool which sets my teeth on edge from the moment I step off the train at Lime Street. I feel like a WW2 spy walking the streets of Nazi Germany. (Probably relates to hairy experiences in that place back in the day.)

They make this noise that doesn't sound quite human. Carraghar sounds like a strangulated mule eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Fuck off.
 
Mayor West said:
SPIDERS!!!!!!

Definitely these beasts. Fast little fuckers, with horrible hairy little legs, and why do they always make a fucking run towards you in the living room when you spot one? Towards you - not away from you like they should. Because they want to kill you, that's why.

I still can't kill one back though, ever since I was little, and saw a film where some bloke killed a spider, and it's entire family of hundreds of spiders came back for him in bed in the night - terrifying.

Yes, spiders.
 
Sand!! I've never been able to walk in it with bare feet the deeper it is the worse it is even with boots on and I don't know why but I can't stand the feel of Cotton wool. Plus the body scanner that is so claustrophobic.
 
I am afraid of stupid Tories and I am afraid of Ed Milliband. Fornicators, all.
 
I've no phobias but my 8 year old daughter has a button phobia, she won't wear anything with buttons on, she won't even give me a cuddle if I've got a button shirt on.
 

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