Do you know what i've not had for years

[The Pink Panther]

I got one under my nail a few weeks ago that went manky, The whole tip of my finger went septic and I had to squeeze the puss out every hour or so. It took about two weeks to go right.

You got a sausage stuck under your finger nail!!!

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

A splinter. Used to get them all the time as well.

I had one a few years back that put me in hospital for 5 days, now thats a proper splinter

No, that's an arrow ;)

 

[johnmc]

Kop kops

 

[chedinho]

hair stuck at the back of my throat ... used to get them all the time

Finally got rid of a hair that had been stuck at the back of my throat for a good 2 weeks. It is possibly the most irritating thing in the world!!

get the missus to shave.problem solved:)

 

[Randomer]

Finally got rid of a hair that had been stuck at the back of my throat for a good 2 weeks. It is possibly the most irritating thing in the world!!

get the missus to shave.problem solved:)

haha

 

[Dannyctid]

A paper cut.
They are stealthy.

 

[waterloo blue]

The "magic roundabout",when you've had a skinful and the bed starts doing 360 degrees.

 

[rushts]

my balls licked by a golden retriever.

 

[stu the blue 85]

tea bagged a bird

 

[bluereddish]

Fry's Five Boys chocolate bar