Do you like Christmas?

jazzy said:
Bet your so much fun at Weddings, Birthday parties, Christenings ,Diwali, Eid & Bar/Bat mitzvahs, Thanks giving as well :)
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Don't mind a good piss up but Xmas is shite. it starts about now and goes on for weeks, stupid music, signs, lights, fake trees....a load of plastic tacky bollocks.
 
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Remember a few years ago now. They had one or two Christmas Santa's wonderland. Brochures were printed and tickets sold up front at a hefty price. When the eager family punters arrived on site they found a muddy track with fake snow melting fast, "reindeer" (actually donkeys with stick on antlers, an alcoholic Father Christmas swearing at the kids and handing out crap presents, children crying their eyes out, the seven dwarfs fighting and other delights. Trading standards were called in and the organisers should have been hung upside down by their balls.
 
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fanatic1 said:
Remember a few years ago now. They had one or two Christmas Santa's wonderland. Brochures were printed and tickets sold up front at a hefty price. When the eager family punters arrived on site they found a muddy track with fake snow melting fast, "reindeer" (actually donkeys with stick on antlers, an alcoholic Father Christmas swearing at the kids and handing out crap presents, children crying their eyes out, the seven dwarfs fighting and other delights. Trading standards were called in and the organisers should have been hung upside down by their balls.
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Also the elves were seen having a crafty fag behind the huts
 
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