Do you like to sit on the toilet.

[GortonBlue62]

Any sitzpinklers on this thread?

I gotta stand, it's what 'real' men do ;-)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

In length. You can curl one round the u-bend with a bit of practice.

Bend it like beckham? No thanks.

Maybe call it a Roberto Hot Carlos instead.

Would have expected that to take hours in the training ground, not a minute’s adjustment in stance.

You, my friend, are the Pep Guardiola of shitting…

 

[york away to this!]

I just drop, wipe and get on with my day.

 

[Marklr]

Bend it like beckham? No thanks.

Maybe call it a Roberto Hot Carlos instead.

Would have expected that to take hours in the training ground, not a minute’s adjustment in stance.

You, my friend, are the Pep Guardiola of shitting…

Years of training, mate. I once shat for England.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Well over half my pisses are undertaken whilst sat down. All at home and work are. Public toilets not so much.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Sit down pisses are good as there are no small streaks of piss shooting off from the main stream and going on your legs, feet and bathroom floor

 

[MCFC Wirral]

As a colostomy bag wearer… No?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I've only just this month discovered the joys of sitting down to have a piss.

No getting it all down your pants, seat, pot, floor what's not to like?

Try it and report back.

 

[theinvisibleman]

Going for a dump with a copy of Private Eye for company, sheer bliss. One of the few pleasures left to the working man (or woman) they can't tax......

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Well over half my pisses are undertaken whilst sat down. All at home and work are. Public toilets not so much.

totally agree, with the exception of hotel rooms...

i always piss in the sink,
for no other reason than the pure joy of pissing in the hotel sink.

 

[henrythedogcity]

Yes only after cleaning all the piss off it from my two teenage sons who seem incapable of actually pissing in the water.

 

[Barcon]

totally agree, with the exception of hotel rooms...

i always piss in the sink,
for no other reason than the pure joy of pissing in the hotel sink.

What's wrong with the kettle?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What's wrong with the kettle?

Lime scale...it's a bastard to get off.

 

[idahoblues]

I do enjoy a good shit out in the woods but never get too far from your rifle

 

[Deleted member 13905]

What's wrong with the kettle?

never even considered it.