Do you return your shopping trolley?

[Lowtower]

Stumbled across this online, a fella, or group of fellas policing shopping trolley (or carts as they call them) returns in the U S of A.

We need this group to have a UK branch for us good people.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’d arm the police the empower them to execute anyone who doesn’t return them properly.

 

[FinallyGoodwin]

I’d arm the police the empower them to execute anyone who doesn’t return them properly.

Think we need to be a bit tougher than that.

 

[Blue Mist]

7 minutes in, can I be the first to post.....

OP, you're off your trolley

 

[Lowtower]

I bet that if we could do a poll, you'd find that Rags were the biggest culprits of this heinous crime.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Think we need to be a bit tougher than that.

Ok

Make them shop at Asda for life

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Most places now have paid trolleys, must just be the rich fuckers being slobby.

 

[Marklr]

They have my quid in them; obviously I return them!. If they're free, I just throw them in the canal.

 

[blue for life]

Lazy bastards

 

[uweuweuwe]

If it one where you don't need a quid I take them back unless I notice someone parked like a prick taking 2 spaces then I leave it next to thier boot or door.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I once witnessed an incredibly drunk lad after a night out in Shrewsbury go careering down a hill in a shopping trolley. The trolley hit the kerb, stopped abruptly and ejected the lad straight into the top of a shop window. He slid down cartoon style and slumped to the floor. I actually thought he was dead, but he got up and walked it off. I bet he felt it in the morning

 

[Eaststander1]

I only ever use baskets, not trolleys, and i just leave them instore.

 

[pee dubya]

As a former professional trolley returner, the only acceptable time to not return your trolley to the designated zone is when there's a pound coin in it that a broke student trolley pusher might be able to accumulate and then use to purchase goods such as alcoholic beverages after their shift.

But only then.

 

[1961_vintage]

They have my quid in them; obviously I return them!. If they're free, I just throw them in the canal.

Interesting. Tell me, is throwing objects into the canal something of a pastime of yours Mr Markir?

#pusherinvestigation

 

[heslops barnet]

Only lazy bastards who don’t return them and those who drive Audis, BMW & Mercs who think it’s below them, cunts and Chelsea tractors

 

[Stuuuuuu]

My trolley token is one of my most valued possessions so for that reason, yes.

Although it makes my brain hurt a bit that trolley tokens cost more than £1.

 

[Franny 1234]

Trolley tokens dont work in b and m Trolleys they get jammed in.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Most places now have paid trolleys, must just be the rich fuckers being slobby.

The pound coin things were sacked off years ago at almost all supermarkets I’ve been to, as it’s only the FOCs who carry cash these days.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The pound coin things were sacked off years ago at almost all supermarkets I’ve been to, as it’s only the FOCs who carry cash these days.

My local Lidl & Aldi still use the system.

As a junior FOC I've got a token on my keyring that I use.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Been watching the Cart Narcs for some time.

It’s funny how triggered some people can get for being pointed out as being in the wrong.