Do you shave your balls?

Fore some reason i read the title as " do you share your bills" ?
“Yes, a 3-way split between me and the two girls I have lodging works out quite nicely.
Of course it costs more in Winter when we keep the heating on all the time, and the house is actually warmer, but compared to shouldering the burden on my own, each of us taking a slice makes life so much easier.”
 
The Loyal Order of the Shorn Scrotum unite! Or is it Shorn Scrotum City?
 
Isnt there a danger being too smooth, slipping off and punching yourself? Could take your eye out.
 
Why the fuck would you want to do that?

I've been asked by girlfriends in the past to do a little (or a lot) of this by way of general housekeeping, but I've fought against the idea vigorously - so I've stayed 'au naturel' - as all my personal grooming ends once I'm out of the shower - I don't even own a comb.

One of my former girlfriends who was a TV studio producer and part-time artist (and would curse like a drunken sailor, even making me feel a little self-conscious at times she was so strident) had a third job doing hair removal for men & women.. the former were mostly gay and would like to have all their hair removed by her, but I never got into the whys & wherefores about it - and thinking about men's bodies isn't really my deal, ehehe.
 

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