gordondaviesmoustache
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Just been next door for a couple of pints. It’s changed hands in the last few months and gone slightly downhill. Nothing to stop me going in though - and nothing lasts for ever.Nothing finer
Just been next door for a couple of pints. It’s changed hands in the last few months and gone slightly downhill. Nothing to stop me going in though - and nothing lasts for ever.Nothing finer
With a rusty knife as wellBet them Zagreb ultras shave their balls
"That's why it tastes so good, yeah"No need to shave cos of Neil Mcnabs.
Just use brown sugar on them.
A trim to the bush and balls adds a couple of extra inches - at least in appearance; it's an old porn star trick - and leaves you feeling sleek and tidy.
Do the bush with a pair of clippers on a low 3/4 setting, but not on 1/2 as it'll itch like fuck and looks well fucking dodgy. Do the balls carefully with a disposable razor. DON"T attempt to do the balls with the clippers as you'll end up with your scrotum jammed in its metal teeth. I talk from bitter experience here - there's no worse feeling than looking down and seeing you own balls bleeding.
Bleed to death then...That is too much detail for my liking :-)